Logarithm

2009-02-23T22:56:00.000+08:00

Yay february going to end.
wheeeeee

2009-01-24T14:33:00.001+08:00

http://www.gangqinpu.com/pu/2008/200812/20081210/200812108362557217.mid

2009-01-14T19:18:00.000+08:00

WHeeeeeee
i love my blog song lah
so coool

Shall blog again since im
damn damn damn damn
bored

2008-12-28T21:36:00.000+08:00

How gay of me
in this attempt
to revive my blog
lolololololololol
hahahas
sry forget to wish everyone
merry christmas
abit late now lah
n decades since i last blogged

2008-12-28T21:19:00.000+08:00

YOU CHI BAI MUTHERFUCKER CHANGE YOUR LINK NOW I KICK YOUR ASS NEXT YEAR THEN YOU KNOW

2008-12-27T16:57:00.008+08:00

Department of Justice
Federal Bureau of Investigation

Dear Mr. Choi Chun Kit,
HOHOHO, MERRY X'MAS.
In this festive season...
We've got to say, we love you baby!
Soooo innocent and cute.
Yours lovingly,
FBI
AND EDGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2008-12-24T14:22:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TRILENE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Happy Birthday

And i never forget
you birth day hor
is just
aiya nvm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2008-12-19T18:44:00.001+08:00

Ppl in Class S2-O2 (1I)
We are having Xmas gathering
In Orchard
Yay
Retard
Ppl pls go
If not chao sian
Next Tues

2008-12-18T20:42:00.002+08:00

Yo Kel
Sry
Will be praying for you
Im sure he is ok
Cheer up

2008-12-18T20:28:00.002+08:00

HELLO WORLD
Sry for never posting
for very very very very
long time
but i doubt anyone will
care lah
so nvm

Anyway
Yesterday was crazy
Si Hui im never going ur
Damn birthday party
again
siao
n so little ppl go
n until so late
12?

Drama was like
super uber uber
uberuberuberuber
uberuberuberuber
FUN
but too long liao lah
the sessions
BUT ITS CHAO FUN LAH
I LOVE DRAMA

Happy Birthday to Si Hui
Just dont make ur party so
late can liao
today go drama super tired
thanks to u

kay bye

2008-12-16T22:29:00.006+08:00

HELLO WORLD!

This pathetic blog had been stagnant for don't-know-how-many days.
Mmhmm, almost a month already O.o
Okays, let me think what i shall post here...
Let's talk about:

FRENCH KISSSSSSSSSING :D

A French kiss is a kiss, usually romantic or sexual in nature, in which one participant's tongue touches the other's tongue and usually enters his or her mouth.

It is also known as tongue kissing, tongue fighting, pash, hooking up, busting slob, mugging it up, making-out, macking on, meeting, shifting, necking, getting into, snog, slipping the tongue, popping tongue, sucking face, swapping spit, deep kissing, getting off with, pulling, tongue wrestling, slug wrestling, tonsil tennis, tonsil hockey, Frencher (Quebec) and frenching.

- Everything got to do with the tongue-

French kissing stimulates the lips, tongue and mouth, which are all areas very sensitive to touch, and the practice is considered to be pleasurable, highly intimate, and sexually arousing. Unlike other forms of kissing (such as brief kisses in greeting or friendship), episodes of French kissing may often be prolonged, intense, and passionate.

~thLollliop~ got his first french kiss when he was 14 months >)

Applaud applaud for him and er, if you wanna know more/how to do it feel very free to call and TAG him.

Right I know this is very lame.

But at least it's a post to help REVIVE the blog :D

xoxo

2008-11-25T23:19:00.002+08:00

Yar lah auntie mei
Ur post here
hahas playe with nat
whole day
den created some
auntie lang
den confuse everyone
hahas
OI
ASS SOME ASSRT IN
awa
kakakakaka
bo sponjo feat moi
Can understand?

2008-11-25T23:06:00.001+08:00

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BITCH

2008-11-25T23:05:00.003+08:00

We were bored (-.-)

OKAY WHATEVER, THAT IDIOT SMACKER FORCED ME TO POST AGAIN =.=
smacksmacksmack! :D

P/s : jabi ChunKit, moi post, bo also :D say gretaaooe, cannot sponjo.

2008-11-25T22:45:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA I WIN...

I am the true oracle... Predicted it lolololololol since the start of time...

Me is full of win. I bathing in win.

-gar gar

2008-11-25T22:40:00.003+08:00

Oh lol thanks for posting
Hahas
Nvm de lah
Still love u loads :)
As friend lah can fang xin

2008-11-25T22:37:00.005+08:00

sorry chun kit.
i broke up with you because i was getting bored with you.
and thanks natashia and edgar and such for well-wishes, but seriously, its not even serious!?:D
so why do you guys sound more serious than me?
anw, this is your post, chun kit.
g'bye!

loveloves to all!
-rachel(:

2008-11-23T17:44:00.001+08:00

i smack smack u then u know
SMACK
Eh
Anyway
posting in HK
BYes

2008-11-23T17:43:00.005+08:00

Hello earthlings :D
Chun Kit kept pestering me to post for him, IDIOT.
Anyway,
last long oh! :DD
Bastard, you asked me post then now tell me you post already -.-
still want me to post, how greedy.
SCREW YOU LAH (!!!)
smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!
Last long with Rachel, teehees. ^.^
Natashia.

2008-11-13T21:43:00.002+08:00

CHUN KIT AND RACHEL
YAY YOU TWO

Ahaha chun kit you should stop flirting and be faithful... Rachel you should be happy!!!!
I mean if i was a girl i'd also date chun kit lah.

hey i WILL tag along on ur first date... Pics selling at $2 each

2008-11-13T14:30:00.004+08:00

各位观众

乡亲父老兄弟姐妹

海内外及五湖四海的朋友们

让我们来祝 CHUN KIT & RACHEL

两人白头偕老、儿孙满堂

这就是传说中的特大信息

哦也~

2008-11-11T22:50:00.000+08:00

I AM CHUN KIT BEST MAN
CHUN KIT IS MY BEST MAN

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CONGRATS

2008-11-11T21:17:00.001+08:00

Im sorry guys
but im leaving
going to hong kong tmr
till 29th or 30th of Nov
So
Dont miss me too much everyone
especiallly you
ILY

Oh n remember
dont sms me

2008-11-05T16:27:00.002+08:00

Congrats to Obama for winning the USA election
So captain america will be black
Guess edgar will be happy

And ima bored
btw i never copy u
Rachel Ang
i invented the awesome ima
why do i sound like kelvin?
Anyway when can i crash ur
HOUSE
Tell me

2008-11-03T16:08:00.002+08:00

TRUTHS ABOUT ME
01. Are you perfect?
No. I dont think anyone is

02. Are you tall?
No.

03. Are you short?
Yes. Im 160+

04. Are you in your pyjamas?
No

LASTS

o1. Last friend you saw?
Si Hui

02. Last talked on phone to?
Taiga

03. Last person to text you?
Trilene. She was scholding me

FAVOURITES
01. Number?
7

02. Colour?
Refer to previous post. If u dont like pink den black i think

03. Food?
As long as there is food

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
01. What was the first thing you did this morning when you woke up?
Breathe

02. Do you have anything bother you?
Yes duh.

03. What was the last movie you watched in the theatres?
4-5 days ago?

04. Where is the last place you went?
J8

05. Do you smile a lot?
Hmm. I think so

06. Do you wish upon the stars?
No

07. Are you a friendly person?
Yes. Im not sure. Someone tell me

08. Where did you have to sleep last night?
I slept on my table in my room sitting on a chair

09. When was the last time you cried?
I'm not sure. Always cos of parents

10. What was your last thoughts before going to bed?
I wanna sleep

11. Rate life as of it now, 1 being bad, 10 being great?
10. I love my life no matter what

12. What do you hear right now?
Er... Pre-Parade? Toradora song. I love it.

13. Does anywhere hurt now?
Yar.

14. What is your favourite month?
Er.... Im not sure. But the month with the least holiday and the month i go Hong Kong which is this month.

EMOTIONS
01. Are you missing anyone right now?
Yes

02. Are you tired?
Yes

03. Are your parents still married?
Yes

BASICS
01. Real name?
Chun Kit

02. Eye colour?
Brown and white

03. Male or female?
Male

04. Crushing?
Meaning?

05. Hair colour?
Brown cos i dyed my hair abit

06. Sweats or jeans?
Jeans.

07. Phone or camera?
Phone duh?

08. Righty or lefty?
Righty

09. Smoke or drink?
Neither

FIRSTS
01. First best friend?
Im not sure

02. First enemy?
Idk

03. First vacation?
Haha when i was in my mother's womb... To Hong Kong.

CURRENTLY
01. Eating?
No

02. Drinking?
No

03.Listening to?
Ketsui no Asa ni. Today is listen to jap song day. Btw that song is from Brave Story. Nice movie i like it

04. Plans tomorrow?
Sleep

WHICH IS BETTER FOR THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

01. Lips or eyes?
Both

02. Shorter or taller?
Shorter...

03. Romantic or spontaneous?
Both

04. Sensitive or loud?
Balanced.

05. Hook-up or being in a relationship?
?

HAVE YOU EVER?

01. Drank hard drinks?
Whats that

02. Lost glasses or contacts?
I dont wear specs

03. Ran away from home?
No. But i thought about it before

04. Broken someone's heart?
Maybe.

05. Been arrested?
No. Do i look like the kind?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
01. Do you like someone?
Yes

02. Are you seriously happy with what you are in life now?
Yes i love my life.

Ripped from mei n edgar blog cos im bored

2008-11-03T15:56:00.003+08:00

Rules:
1.People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

2.Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
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1.Do you have secrets?
Yes. Who doesn't

2. Would you fall in love with a blind girl?
Yes... if she still had eyes as in she has eyes which can't work... Im not heartless

3. Do you enjoy going to school?
Duh. I miss school and all my friends

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Er... Donate?

5. Will you die for some stranger?
Depends

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone.

7. List out your 15 favourite songs.
Dunno. But the 2 songs of Toradora sure in

8. If the person you secretly like turns out to be a lesbian what would you do?
Hmmm. I wonder. i will turn gay?

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
Family, Friends who are nice, AuditionSEA, Piano, Drama Production, late nights. And a certain girl...

10. What makes you horny angry?
Horny angry? Sluts getting slapped by sluts?

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Idk.

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Friends, family and a certain girl

13. What is the most important thing in life?
Freedom.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Idk. Married?

15. What is your favourite colour?
Pink? Hahas

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Duh...

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one i love more?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Depends

19. What do you want to tell the someone you like?
I Love You

20. What type of person will u fall in love with?
A nice and cute and sometimes naughty girl with nice looks and have similar taste like me?

Tagging 5 people to do this quiz:
1)Kelvin
2)XinYi
3)Natashia
4)Rachel Ang
5)SiHui

Tagged by Edgar

2008-11-03T15:42:00.001+08:00

OMG
I TOTALLY LOVE
TORADORA!
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TORADORA!
SUPER NICE ANIME
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TORADORA
CANT WAIT FOR NEXT EPI
THE NEW SONG IS FROM
TORADORA!
CALLED VANILLA SALT

2008-11-01T20:47:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOH XIN YI

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

2008-11-01T19:44:00.003+08:00

NATASHIA tagged me to do this.

A . People who have been tagged must write their answers in their blogs.

B. Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they are tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.

C. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
: Edgar, Kelvin, Goh Xin Yi, Trilene, Darren, HengYu, Si Hui, Rachel Ang

1.What have you been doing recently?
Reading? I very guai de

2.Do you ever turn your cellphone off?
Nope

3.What happened at 10am today?
Sleeping?

4.When did you last cry?
I forgot le

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
Sometimes

6.What do you want in your life now?
Hair

11.Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
Nope

12.Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Nope

13.What was the last movie you caught?
Max Payne

14.Does the person know that you like him/her?
Dunno

15.Who always make you laugh?
Er....

16.Do you speak languages other than english?
Duh

17.Favourite website(s)?
http://lolllipop.blogspot.com/

19.What are you doing tomorrow?
Out, like duhh.

20.What do you think you are like?
Not sure

21.Who will you choose to die with?
My hair

22.Where have you been today?
Home

23.What game do you play often?
AuditionSEA.

24 .Who are you missing right now?
Hair

25.If you had to chose between a friend and a love, who will you chose?
Idk

26.What are you doing right now?
This quiz

27.Which primary school are you from?
Catholic High Primary School

28.Name 3 colours that you like.
Black, White, Grey

29.What emoticon do you like to show?
None

30.What is your life to you?
Everything

31.If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
Keep it to myself, perhaps?

32.Who did you last chat with on msn today?
I forgot. Some kuku that use choppers?

33 .Who do you admire most?
Hairy people

34 .Which month were you born in?
March

35.How are you feeling right now?
Bored

36.What is the time now?
7.55 pm.

37.What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
Kuku?

38.What colour did you use to dye hair?
Something dark

39.Why are you doing this test?
Cos i'm bored.

40.What do you do when you’re moody?
I become bored

41.At which age you wish to get married?
Probably around 25 - 28 ?

42.Who is more important to you?
Who and who?

43.If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
I will die

44.Who is the person you trust the most?
Dunnnno

45.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
If there's Sun

46.If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
Confidential.

47.What is your goal for this year?
Better grades? I failed anyway

48.Do you believe in eternity love?
Depends

49.What feeling do you love most?
Idk. The shuang feeling?

50.Do you really think its Global Warming now?
Duh

51.What feeling do you hate the most?
Jealousy

52.You like doing quizes?
Sometimes. When im bored

53.Do you believe in God?
No offence but no. Im a buddhist

54.Who cares for you most?
Myself

55.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Idk

56.What will you bring when you fight?
Chopper, learn from Natashia one

57.What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
Im not sure

58.What would you do if nobody cared for you any longer?
I will die

59.What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
Fuck you

60.How do you feel now?
Bored

Ques 7-10 is gone

2008-10-23T15:42:00.003+08:00

Sorry ppl
no time to post
for all the previous days
cos busy for hic

Hic was FUN
LOLOLOLOL
SO fun

YAO NIAN WE LOVE YOU
U ARE EDC'S PRIDE
THANKS TO U WE WON
THE BEST ACTOR AWARD
Its expected

Sorry hor
cant really post the details
cos i forgot le
You can always go someone else
blog n see wat happened

Btw
Si Hui u die
Bring Celest n Ming Hui
Then ALL NEVER VOTE FOR ME
U WASTE MY TICKETS
FUCK YOU

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know my blog is dead
again

And Edgar
DO ur best
to beat kelvin's egoness

2008-10-20T20:52:00.000+08:00

PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS GO HIC EVERYONE
THIS 22ND OF OCT WED 7PM-9PM

2008-10-15T22:02:00.001+08:00

CHUN KIT ROCKS.
HE GOT SUPER POWER XIA.
go away bee..
go away bee..
go away bee..
go away bee..
go away bee..
go away bee..
-alibaba~

2008-10-15T21:24:00.003+08:00

RACHEL ANG ROCKS.
(this post is supposedly written by choi chun kit, because she rocks--> Rachel, not chun kit;D )

2008-10-15T20:49:00.003+08:00

Rofl.

Nvm

I upload lor

2008-10-15T16:07:00.001+08:00

Choi Chun Kit;
Im ultra mega super fuckingly boreddd ._.
we played with the msn thing till I disconnected so many times -.-
And, and, and, I can't upload the damn photo.
knn, roah!

2008-10-14T22:52:00.001+08:00

WALRUS

2008-10-11T19:25:00.003+08:00

ORTUS NITE BABY

Oh iit rocks so hard
i TOTALLY LOVE IT
I CANT WAIT FOR
THE NEXT ORTUS NITE

Ok
according to wat i remembered
below are the events

1st dinner
Omg i love the buffet
So freaking nice
ESPECIALLY CREAM PUFF
So sad when i going to take
AGAIN
its gone le
sigh.......
N Qi Yun
Nice shirt
N Damon
Nice F1

2nd go audi
start of concert
Lol
I think 1st prgramme is
GTA
Guess The Audio
Actually is just guess the songs

Anyway its uber fun
to sit at the fun
WE SABO-ED LIKE
HELL LOT OF PPL
So fun man
1st was edgar go up guess song
we all thought he will say
is by metallica
lucky he never
Then
OMFG
MR EDDIE LAU KNOW BON JOVI
N GUESSED THE SONG CORRECT
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Anyway gg for nigel saboing Mr Lau
Now i have so much respect
for MR EDDIE LAU

3rd was some idol thingy
then 2h went up n dance girly man
wtf
that guy in front
can see his **** popping out of his pants
when he do the humping
wtf
Then seniors go sing
Its ok bah
But can jia you

4th think is MocKa
lol
its some commercial thingy
then 1st commercial
wtf
got kay quan yu inside
rubbing his fats
quite funny lah

5th is some prog
copy the zhou ri ba dian dang
where u have this tank
then u put a glass cup inside
then pour water little by little
till it sinks
so split into 2 group
n 1i SUCCESSFULLY SABOED
RUSSSEEEEELLLL
Lol
then russell team lost
expected
need to do forfeit
wrote ortus with their butt
THen teacher form another team
n the teacher win
den loser team did some
Cute Cute 10 lian pai
10 cute pose lah

6th commercial again
got the anchor socks
LOL that guy insdie acting
chao gay lah
supersupersuper gay
quite funny lah
Among the best i rate

7th GTA again
omg
song so bloody hard
n christ is chao pro
in guessing
he know so many song lor
so pro pro pro
Max also

8th is some performance by
seniors again
i think so
forget le

9th is commercial again
OMG
302 DE POKEMON COMMERCIAL
CHAO FUNNY LAH
UBER UBER UBER UBER FUNNY
LAUGH UNTIL STOMACH PAIN
THEY SHOULD HAVE WON LOR
OMG
THEY ROCK
I WANNA WATCH AGAIN

10th was some not-to-laugh competition
Then yang long tio saboed
hahas
we all clapp like hell
Yang long was chao pro man
never laugh at all
somemore took someones handphone
lollolololll
Hahas
then cos no one no how to joke
n no one laugh
they give up on it

lol

btw also got one event is
Daniel Tan go up n beat the table
n shuen rong
lol
the programme gg
they forgot the 2nd part

N also have brandon go up stage
to arm wrestle
so unfair lor he vs sec 4
siao
then 2 other gay vs each other
that one use body weight
Wa lao

then 11th was some ball thingy
where 3 participants have to go up
then got a box n 3 balls inside
got 2 ball is blue
1 ball red
then whoever get the red one
do forfeit again
lol
gee yang extra go up n cheat
then teachers go
lol
Mr Sim lost
hahas

11th last commercials
nothing special

12th last GTA
music was siren?!?!?!
anyway mr yong guessed correct
Grats

13th mocka judging
anchor sock won
wa lao
should be pokemon lor

14th ortus vid
nothing special also
n they spelled ortus wrongly
spell wat oruts

15th go home

Btw before ortus nite
went to kel's house for like
5 hours
lol
play psp until sian
play play play
i own everyone in gundam
n i pissed kel off
hahas
n ate pizza blah blah blah

IT WAS CHAO FUN LAH

2008-10-07T22:16:00.002+08:00

Die
Tmr paper check
Im deadeadead
8-12
Why so long
Diediediediedie
Deadeadeadead

And i noticed a drop
In vistors visting my blog
I know its dead
And im not doing anything
To make it alive again
Cos im sian
Of blogging
Totally pisses me off

N thanks trilene mei

2008-10-01T13:17:00.002+08:00

If you want to do well for EOY and dont want to MUG. Try the below method. Just dont blame me if you get caught

Cell Phone Method

1. Put all needed information in a note on your cell phone. Put your cell phone on your knees, where the teacher cannot see it, and when you need an answer, look down at the note you typed.Make sure no one calls you.

Toilet Tank Method

Note: This must be prepared beforehand.

1. Go to the toilet, and choose a specific stall. One that you're sure you'll remember.
2. Go inside, lock the door, and open the top for the toilet tank. Usually, the water level doesn't fill the tank all the way, so use that dry space to tape your notes to.
3. Ask to go to the bathroom during the exam, after you've finished doing all the questions you know. If you're not allowed, accept it. Someone can escort you to the bathroom if needed.
4. Go into the stall you chose, lock the door, and take a look at the notes. Try not to make much noise if there are other people in the bathroom.
5. Flush when you're done, to make it sound authentic, and go back and write down the rest of the test.
6. Go back to the stall after the exam to destroy the evidence.

Asian Language Method

Do you know an Asian language such as Japanese, Korean or Chinese? If so, this is the technique for you! Note: This works best if you are not Asian yourself. You must prepare this the night before the exam. Before the Day of the Test:

1. Figure out what you want to write down in English.
2. Once you have decided what to write, take a pen and write your notes on the back of your hand in your Asian language if you are writing Japanese but are only familiar with katakana, then write in English, e.g. "conclusion" becomes "konkurushon".). Try to be creative and make it look like the characters are just decoration.
3. Go to the bathroom and rub the pen off a little - but make sure you can still read it!
4. Check later on in the evening that you can still understand your writing.
5. On the day of the test, wear long sleeves so that it is not TOO obvious you have writing on your hand.
6. Voila! You're set! Teachers (almost) never suspect an Asian language!

The same method can be used for a 'tattoo'. Just write the information in Asian on your hand, leg, etc. with a temporary ink pen few weeks/days before the exam (so the teacher won't note the 'tattoo' on the day of the exam) and try to be creative so you make it look like a real tattoo, and after that you can keep it for another few days after the exam has past before you remove it (so you won't be suspicious if you have rubbed it out just after the exam day).
Foot Signals Method

This one is recommended for multiple choice tests featuring letters or numbers.

1. Find a smarter classmate who will let you cheat from him/her. Agree some foot signals beforehand e.g.:
* One quiet step of a foot means A or 1.
* Two steps means B or 2.
* Tapping your feet using your toes means by 10, and tapping your feet using your sides means by 5.

Hat Method

This involves a hat, small handwriting, and good acting skills.

1. Get the "this will never work" look on your face, or a similar look that could be used as a prerequisite to taking one's hat off.
2. Take your hat off to wipe your brow with your sleeve. Your concealed page of notes should be visible inside the hat, where your forehead sits.

Rubber Band Method

This is best for formula etc., and is done quite simply.

1. Take a wide rubber band, stretch it out really widely and place books inside to keep it from getting small again.
2. Write your notes/cheats on the stretched out rubber with a black ballpoint pen, making sure to write your letters as close as possible, while it's stretched out.
3. Let it return to its original size, and the notes will just look like black boxes, not cheats.
4. Wear the rubber band as a bracelet to your test, and when you need the answers, just stretch the rubber band out, and when done, let it snap back.

Calculator Method

For tests allowing calculators, use any sort of text based memory to record all the equations, notes, theorems, proofs, etc. Create a fake, password protected program and use the text box. No teacher will ever be able to access it. However, most exams do not allow programmable calculators and invigilators may check.

If you are sitting close to a smart friend and the test is of multiple choice type then you can ask him/her to keep a continous log of their answers by typing the relevant numbers continuously whitout a stop inbetween(EX: 2314 would mean ans1)2 or b, ans2)3 or c, ans3)1 or a, ans4)4 or d). Five minutes befor the end of the test ask the invigilator if you can borrow his/her calculator as yours just stopped working or you just forgot yours altogether. At this point your friend must act as a good/kind student and offer his/her calculator without any hesitation. Chances are that as just 5 minutes remain the invigilator will not be too bothered about it and then you can copy the answers in the same order.BUT DON'T GET THE ORDER WRONG EVEN BY MISTAKE AS YOU WILL SURELY FAIL THEN.
The MP3

1. With a cheap microphone, do a voice recording of any and all notes you could need for the exam. Keep every chapter, section, etc. on a different track so it can be easily accessed.
2. Store the audio file on the music player.
3. Ask if you can listen to music while you work. Use the "I did all my studying listening to my music, so 'state-dependent' theory says...blah blah blah" excuse, if you must. If listening is not allowed, put an earphone up your sleeve, or wear a hood. (It is easy to conceal a small earphone without a conspicuous hood if you have long hair.)
4. Listen to your "music" during the test.

The MP3 Revisited

1. Write whatever notes you need in a text file and put it on your media player (may require software) or create an image file of the notes and load it. Some players have a feature which allows you to write lyrics for songs - this feature can be used to store information on tests.
2. Wear a pair of baggy jeans to school.
3. Make sure your desk is directly behind the person in front of you.
4. Put your feet up against the back legs of the seat in front of you with your knees high to conceal your lap.
5. Place player in your lap with your fly open. If your teacher comes near or suspects you, slide it into your pants. (Note: works best for teachers of the opposite sex, particularly girls with male teachers.)

The Take-home Test

Note: This one can get you in serious trouble... not for the faint-of-heart. But of course, you've already made the decision to cheat, so getting in trouble probably doesn't faze you.

1. Take the test home with you. Do not turn it in.
2. Get help, and finish the test at home.
3. Bring it back to class with you for the next lecture, along with several different colored pens and markers.
4. When you see the teacher's grading method: color, style, etc., grade your own test in the same manner.
5. Either the teacher recollects the tests to record them, or when the end of the semester comes around, and you have no score recorded, you can bring in evidence that you actually took the test and got graded on it.

If you don't feel like doing that simply don't turn the test in and claim that they lost it. Ask to retake it on a later date.

Bathroom Method

This is the second easiest way not to get caught (the first is not to cheat in the first place). Note that the person giving the test may have caught on to the trend in bathroom cheating and may not let you go.

1. Have a calculator or some exam notes in your pocket and while taking the test, write questions down on a piece of scrap paper.
2. Go to the bathroom, whip out the cheats and work out your answers.

For Essay Tests

This is a brick wall in the cheating world. You can either try to copy or BS your way through it, but one thing will get you the points: Teachers are usually looking for specific words or phrases to be used, and they usually tell you them in class the day before the test.

* Know the teacher, know the buzz-words, and be able to BS it well. Sorry, no silver bullet here.

Alternatively:

1. Get some plasters or stickers and write down your information, buzz words, etc. on the sticky side of them.
2. Stick them on your hand, wrist or arm on exam day.
3. When the test comes lift up the plaster to reveal your helpful hints.

"Whoops" Technique

1. Manage to obtain a copy of the test.
2. Mark the correct answers on this copy.
3. When you get the actual test, write some stuff on it and pretend to be thinking (or scrambling if it is a different version).
4. Just before tests are collected, pull out your original copy and stash the other; and turn in the good test.
* If it is a different version, you may still be able to get away with it by turning in the wrong one, and when asked, say it was the one they gave you, and stick to that (this works best for essay type tests).

Hidden Cheat

1. Write out your exam notes in on a small piece of paper before the test, and slip the paper into the shaft of your pen.
2. During the test, you can just take apart your pen and read the information needed. As always, make sure you don't get seen.

Gum Wrapper

1. Buy some gum before the test - not in a package, but some that comes individually wrapped.
2. Open the package and carefully unwrap a stick of gum, so as not to rip the wrapper.
3. Take a small sheet of paper, write your info and put it under the gum, wrapping the stick again.
4. Put it back in the pack on top and take a few out so it looks like a pack you've had for a few days.
5. During the exam, when the proctor isn't looking, eat the gum and read your info.
6. Pretend to get tired of the stick and put it back in the wrapper so you "destroy" your cheat notes and thus don't get caught.

Alternatively:

1. Get a pack of gum that comes in a circular tin, like ice breakers sours gum/mints.

1. Cut out a circular piece of paper the size of the tin and open the "to share" side to read the notes. Only have a few pieces of gum in there, though, so that you won't look suspicious when you throw it away.
* This works even better under the padding of Altoids.

Band-Aid

This usually only works with small notes, and if you are an athlete (football, skateboarding) this works even better.

1. Get the biggest Band-Aid you can.

1. Write the some notes on the cloth-like part of the band-aid. Red (blood), brown (dried blood), or yellow/green (pus) works best, but you could really use any color.
2. Put it on your elbow or knee.
3. Scratch the Band-Aid as if it itches when test time comes. Then, act like you're going to fix your band-aid.
4. Pretend you're looking at the wound, but don't pull it completely off (you don't have a wound!).
5. Look at the answers.

Do not take the band-aid off during school! Administrators will see you're faking.
Desk Cheat

1. Before the test, get a good sheet of notes, formulas, complicated questions and answers, etc. and have it all summarized on a sheet of paper.
2. Take the sheet and glue/tape it on to the bottom of the desk that you KNOW that you will be sitting at. Place it so that the top is at side of the desk furthest from you.
3. During the test, simply drop your pencil under the desk, reach for it, look up and enjoy your answers (do not stare for too long or the teacher might notice).

Desk Cheat 2

1. Print out a small strip of paper the thickness of the desk with the answers and put small strips of tape on the ends.
2. Tape the paper to the edge of your desk or the desk closest to you, and if the teacher walks by, cover it with your arm.

Desk Cheat 3

This works best in the back of class.

1. Before class, when the teacher isn't there, write formulas etc. on the desk in pencil.
* If the teacher walks by, just slide your paper over it.
* If you're not in the back of the class, or if the teacher periodically patrols the desk isles, try writing very, very light on the desk so it doesn't stand out.
* Instead of writing out entire words or sentences, just use one letter (preferably a starting letter) to remind you what the full answer is, and just spread them out across your desk, instead of writing them all in one clumped area.
* Another good place to write is in the small indent where you can put a pencil at the edge of your desk, as it is both difficult to see that spot while walking by, and you can place a pencil over your cheats without suspicion.
2. When class is over you can simply erase the notes. (This works extremely well with light colored desks and pencil; use of pen isn't recommended.)

Note card Cheat

Note: This only works on multiple page tests.

1. Write notes, answers, etc, on the front and back of a few note cards. If you must, study half of what you need to know, and write down the other half.
2. On the day of the test, wear a sweatshirt with long sleeves. Slip the note cards into the sleeve.
3. When you get the test, slip the note cards from your hand, to the second or third page of the test. When you go to look at the cards, it will look like you just are looking at pages ahead.
4. When you actually get to the page on the test where the note cards are, slip them back into your sleeve and slip them on to another page. Near the end of the test, slip the note cards back into your sleeve.

Note-Belt Cheat

1. Make sure you have a belt, and cut out a piece of paper slightly shorter than the belt is tall/wide, and about 6-10 inches long.
2. Write out all of your notes on this piece of paper (one side only), then attach it to the inside of your belt.
3. Come test-day, make sure you have this belt on you, and that it is relatively loose.
4. When you want to read the notes, simply suck in your gut, and read from the inside of your belt. This may work better if you tuck in your shirt beforehand, so that it does not seem odd that you are lifting up your shirt.

Finger Nail Cheat

This may require medium-long finger nails.

1. Write any information really small on your finger nail. Make sure you use a pencil (best results are with at most a 0.5mm lead pencil). Teachers don't think about checking your finger nails, plus, it blends with your nail color and you can easily see it as the lead will reflect some light.
2. By simply wiping your nail to another finger, you can wipe off the writing.

Sleeved-Shirt Cheat

1. Wear a long-sleeved shirt that can easily be rolled up or moved.
2. Write formula or key facts that you are sure will be on the test on your forearm, using an unnoticeable pen.
* Try to sit in an area where a person of larger size may block you from the teacher's vision.
* Try not to obviously check your forearm, but pretend that you have some sort of itch and you are scratching your forearm.

Water Bottle Cheat

1. Get a water bottle and very carefully remove the label/wrapper that wraps around the middle of the bottle.
2. If it is thick enough, write your cheat-sheet/notes on the back of the label (the white part that sticks to the bottle) or attach the label to a sheet of thin paper with a glue stick or tape.
3. Re-attach the label to the bottle.
4. Look through the bottle at just the right angle, and you will be able to read your notes through the clear water within.

Trash Can Cheat

This can be fairly hard to execute convincingly.

1. Type (so your teacher cannot recognize your handwriting if caught) some notes in a large font on a sheet of paper.
2. Attach some tape to the back of the paper and act like you're throwing it away but really stick it to one side of the inside of the trash can.
3. Act like you're going to throw away something (or spit out gum, sharpen pencil, whatever) at some time during the test, and look at your garbage can notes while you're there.
4. Rip off the sheet and throw it away when the test is over.

Sign Language Cheat

Only works with multiple choice exams, and requires a friend and some planning.

1. Get your friend's attention in a predetermined way (eg: coughing, whistling, knocking, stretching, etc.).
2. Tell them the number of the question you are stuck on by using your fingers on one hand, e.g. "one" by sticking out your index finger, immediately followed by "two" by sticking out your index and middle finger together would mean question #12. You can do numbers greater than 4 by using your thumb to denote a plus sign. For example, index-middle + index-middle-ring + thumb + index-middle-ring-pinky = question #27.) In response, your friend can give you the answer to the question by showing you his thumb (A), index (B), middle (C), ring (D), or pinky (E) finger, or by placing their pencil in a predetermined position for each answer.

Musical Cheat

Only works for Band, Orchestra, and possibly Gym, in rare cases. This is not for those with sensitive hands. Do not use this cheat unless you are desperate.

1. Rub, scratch, or bang your hand to get it red, but don't hurt yourself.
2. When it looks red and irritated, go to the nurse's office (works best with gullible nurses) and (convincingly)say you just slammed your hand in your locker. Look upset and pained. They will most likely give you ice (which will make your hand even more red).
3. Go to your Orchestra or Band teacher and explain to them how you slammed your hand in a locker and are now in serious pain.
4. Unless they are totally evil, they won't make you play your cello, oboe, French Horn, or viola.
5. Kick back, relax, and watch the rest of the class suffer as they play Symphony Number Nine.
* You can do this for Gym to, but Gym teachers usually are a little more strict about injuries and more likely to force you to participate anyway.

Body Parts Cheat

1. Get a pen (red works best as it blends best with skin tone) and write little notes on any area of skin on your body.
* The ankles are good if you wear jeans and can cross your legs.
* The wrists are good if you can write on your veins with blue pen.
* On the inside of your thighs you can write formulas if you wear shorts.
* One of the best places to put notes are on your hands, for several reasons: *1) You will be using them during the whole test, *2) It is easy to hide with another hand or a shirt sleeve. Write short notes on the lines and wrinkles of your palm, the sides of the fingers, or the little piece of skin between your fingers.

Calculator Legs Cheat

1. Practice beforehand so you know where all the buttons are on your calculator
2. In your math test, put your calculator in between your legs and whenever you need to use it, type in the sum and pretend you are rotating your neck so you can glance at your calculator to see the answer.

Sleeve Note Cheat

1. Get a small piece of paper and write all your notes up beforehand.
2. Slip it into your sleeve on the day of the test, and when you need it just pull a small portion of it out, look at it under the desk, put it back into your sleeve and keep writing.

The Hoodie Cheat

This works best in long tests where you can leave 15-30 minutes or so between checking notes for safety.

1. Tape a piece of paper with your note on it inside a baggy hoodie.
2. Pull off your hoodie during the test, and as you do so look at the note taped on the inside. Put it back on later to see your answers again.

Older Student

Memorize the answers to a test from an older version of the test given or sold to you by an older student. This is almost infallible, and will also help you learn if you do the test yourself beforehand.
In-Desk Cheat

Only works if you are not in total view of the teacher.

1. Have your notebook with all your math questions and/or answers on it and just shove it in your desk
2. Take it out and act like you are using it for paper to do the equation on.

Pencil-to-Desk Cheat

1. Get to class a few minutes early, then pull out your study guide/notes that you will need on the test.
2. Place them on the desk and pretend to write marginal notes on the papers, but really copy some short, abbreviated notes onto the desk. Try to write really fast.
3. When your teacher starts passing out tests, put your notes away and use what you have written on your desk. This trick is effective for short, hard to memorize notes because you can easily cover up the lead writing with your forearm and erase it afterward.

Locker Cheat

1. Do not take your notes with you to the test. Instead, leave them in your locker.
2. Go over the test and do all of the questions you know. Make a mental note of the ones you don't know the answers to.
3. Ask to go to the bathroom.
4. If you are allowed to go, go to your locker, and use your notes to get the answers you need.
5. Return ASAP, before you forget them! This works best if your locker is relatively far away from where the test is taking place. It's extremely important that you be very quick while you're doing this. Also, this method will not work for tests where someone has to escort you to the bathroom.

Wristband Cheat

1. Write some study notes on a small piece of paper and slip it under a wristband.
2. When the teacher isn't looking, slide it out and take a peek.
* This can be done in several different ways:

* You can put your head down on your desk as if you are thinking, and look.
* You can even ask to go to the washroom and look at them there.

Make sure that the paper is not sticking out!
Tissue Cheat

1. Write the information needed onto a tissue.
2. Put the tissue into a tissue box in the classroom (this works best with a tissue box in the back of the classroom) before the test starts.
3. At some point during the test, go to the box and pull out the tissue.
4. Face away from the class and pretend to blow your nose, when you're actually looking at the answers.
* If there are many people who actually use tissue during class, alternatively, you can have the tissue in your pocket, and then blow your nose in the back of the room. Dispose of the tissue in the trash.

Headache Cheat

1. Write your information onto your hand.
2. Pretend you're under traumatic stress during the test by rubbing your eyes or head as if you have a headache.
3. Look at the answers on your hand while you rub your head and/or eyes. It's almost foolproof, since all you're doing are the natural reactions of one under stress. This will not work with teachers who check hands before the test starts.

Scraps

1. Take advantage of the allowance of scrap-paper by pre-making your own. Write the notes, formula, equations, symbolic functions, etc. so that you can just look at them when you are taking the test.
* Make sure that you are still lightly tracing your pre-wrote notes during the test so your teacher won't be suspicious.

The Dictionary Cheat

For tests that allow dictionary use.

1. Scribble formulas, information, charts, etc., in a dictionary and remember the page numbers.
2. Bring your dictionary to the test. The teachers won't flip every single pages of your dictionary, so the chances of you getting caught are slim.

The Cover Sheet Cheat

1. Put two pieces of paper on top of each other.
2. Write your notes on the top page, being sure you press hard. Upon the removal of the top sheet imprints of your notes will be visible on the underlying sheet.
3. Use the sheet with imprints to cheat on the test.

The Mechanical Pencil Trick

1. Get an opaque mechanical pencil which takes in about 0.7 lead or thicker. Write all your notes on a single piece of paper and roll it up. Pop out the eraser from the pencil and slide your notes in. So whenever you need to look at some notes, pretend that you're changing the lead and sneak a peak at the notes. This works well because a teacher isn't going to look inside your pencil for cheat notes...
* Clear Binder: If you have a test where you can have a binder present, use a clear one. Slip the answers under the bind (the clear part), then press hard down on the binder and bang your answers!
* iPod or MP3 player: You need long sleeves for this cheat. Put the music player in you pants pocket and have the cord going up your sleeve. Make sure that you keep the sound on low. Have the music player playing a recording of the answers. Put your hand next to your ear and only yo can hear the answers.
* Awkward...: Male or female: this WILL work. Write your test answers on the patch of your skin that lies under the elastic band of your boxers, tighty-whities, bathing suit, or whatever you desire to wear under your pants. If a teacher asks you to lower the elastic band and reveal the answers, an obvious retort would be: "are you serious?!?! I'm pretty sure that what you just asked me to do is illegal for a teacher to ask. It's very personal, by the way." Look shocked or else they will be very suspicious.
* The Watch Cheat: This works best with the watches with a metal band that folds into three pieces and clips together. Take your watch off, and on the inside of the clasp (the parts you can't see when it's closed, but NOT the part against your wrist because it will wear off) you have room to write small notes/formula/whatever with a thin mechanical pencil. Just take your watch off and sit it on your desk, or play with it pretending to think. It can't be seen while you have the watch on, and you can just wipe the notes off with your finger to destroy the evidence.
* The Hidden Leg Style (most preferable for students who wear pants): This is really helpful for long essay tests. If you already know what the exam will be but don't know how to answer a long essay, print or write the answer on a long or short bond paper. Before you go to your school or university, wrap the bond paper that you printed around your legs then tape it at both ends but be sure that you can twist the bond paper for you to read the other parts. When the test have started, make your legs to shape like a #4 with the cheating leg on the top then easily pull the part of your pants that covers the bond paper. When the teacher or professor goes around to check, just change the position of your legs or sit down normally and the part of the pants that hides the paper will automatically go down and cover the paper again.
* The Invisible Ink: (suggested for people who know that they will be taking their exams in their own classroom): Using security ink that shows up under UV light, write your cheats on the wall before the exam starts (make sure that the wall that you'll be writing on has a small column near it and is discreet, for example below desk level). When you get stuck, focus a UV torch on the invisible ink, and your answer is revealed. Your friends could also bring torches to view the same answers (but ensure you don't tell anyone who is likely to snitch on you if they are caught).
* In-Pen Trick: (works best if the teacher uses study carols or dividers to keep you from cheating off each other) You will need a pen with a see-through body so you are able to see the ink cartridge. Print a study guide or small cheat sheet in very small font, but not too small that the writing is illegible (size 6 or 7 is recommended). Next, dismantle the pen and tape the cheat sheet on the inside circumference of the pen's body. Put the pen together again. You should be able to see the cheat sheet inside the pen, if you cannot, disassemble the pen and replace the paper until you can see it.
* The Shoe Trick: (this works best if you have shoes you dislike or on converse that u enjoy writing on) First, you have to put everything you need to know on the sole or the side of your shoe (the side that if your crossing your legs, you can view) When you are taking the test, act like your crossing you legs (the way the men do it) and look at the side of your shoe. then when a teacher is walking past, put your leg down.
* Skirt Trick: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) Okay this is the easiest way not to get caught. All you have to do is write what you need on your leg where it is covered by your skirt. All you have to do is slide it up during the test. Teachers cannot ask a girl to lift her skirt up to reveal what you wrote.

Scratch Paper Trick

If you're taking a test that involves scratch paper, write down some notes on a notebook piece of paper and carefully slip it under the scratch sheet.(It helps if you hide the notebook paper under a coat or jacket)Take the paper and pretend to write on it. Enjoy your cheating! (DON'T GET CAUGHT!)
Small notes Trick

Good for medium length memory quiz's. Write what you need to know very small on a small piece of paper and lay it in your lap during the quiz.

1. Another bathroom one I like, is to write all you know about the test, or all the answers on a piece of lined paper. Fold it up, and fasten tape on the back of it. Stick it underneath the toilet (lowest point you can), or on the wall behind it. Go to the restroom and review. Nobody should look under there. Don't be dumb, don't put your name on it. Try typing it up.

Another MP3 Method...

If you have an MP3/4 record some notes and instead of putting it in your ear put in in your sleeve. Make sure the earphone can come out when you need it from your sleeve. When you need to listen to something make a bored-confused-like expression and put the hand whit the earphone at your ear and look at your test like you are revising it. This worked for several people.
Another MP3 method...

Ipods have an option where on the computer, you can go into the options and type in the lyrics for certain songs from your Itunes library. These lyrics can be accessed on the Ipod by listening to the song then clicking on the center button until they show up. It is easy so use these lyrics boxes to just type in whatever you need. This method works best if you have either a math or chemistry teacher who lets you use Ipods during tests, as these subjects have information that you can easily cheat,such as formulas and simple terms, unlike English or a foreign language
The Tights Method

This works for both males and females. Before you get dressed in the morning, write in pen on your legs all the formulas/information/definitions/helpful stuff for your exam and make sure you wear clothes that cover your legs e.g. long trousers. This is particularly useful as many who take exams have to wear Uniforms, and girls who wear tights can wear completely opaque black tights. Go to the toilet during your exam and simply take down your trousers/tights and there are your answers for you to read. And no teachers can ask you to pull them down!
The Binder Method

Right your notes/formulas or whatever you need to know on a lined sheet of paper. Then put it into your binder so that it is the first sheet of paper, before everything else. Then when the test starts place it under you desk so that if you look down your binder is in view. Note: Make sure your binder is not upside down. Now right how your binder looked kind of whitish and if you look at it all you can see is a paper with some sort of writing on it. But you can't read the writing (and neither can your teacher). Now simply step on your binder, and voila! You can see the answers. This method only works if you have a see through binder.

The Shoe Method

Take a little piece of paper and write down all the answers in it and go to the washroom or anywhere you can be alone.Place the paper inside your shoe then go back to class,Take off your shoes and look down!
Invisible 2

Take a sheet of paper and lay it on a different sheet and press hard on the pencil and write the notes on the sheet. Then when you take the test take the sheet that was under the sheet that you wrote on out. Then shade the page and like magic the answers are there then when you are done (make sure you have a big eraser) erase the the shaded pencil marks then throw it away. If the teacher comes by flip the sheet over make sure you have some stuff on it and there you go.
Teachers Desk Method

Sometimes the teacher (especially when grading) will leave an answer sheet on his/her desk .To get a peak at it Pretend you don't know something , and go up there. Try to remember all that you can. you can repeat this but don't over do it.
Day before

Get a copy of the test the day before or in the morning before class. You can do this by staying after school to get "help" from the teacher. Usually teachers leave the room for any reason, grab a copy of the test and put it into your bag. Be careful, some teachers number their tests and know if its missing. You could make a copy then return it later. If your teacher won't leave the room, tell him/her that someone is at the door for her and called her name, or have a friend call her phone. If your teacher is strict and is too suspicious, you could go to another teacher that teaches the same class. To get him out of the room say Mrs. Blank wants to talk to you and can't get hold of your phone for some reason. Once you have the test, go home and look it up on the internet or in your notes or in text books. Put your answers on a separate piece of paper then try to memorize them or use one of the other methods. I have tried this before and my teacher did not suspect a thing. Be careful about grabbing the wrong test or homework. Usually the teacher will put the test into a drawer or on top of her desk, don't be afraid to look around.
Nerd cheat

If you have a friend that really smart and he/she trusts you and you trust him/her, ask for answers. If he/she is far, (and if you have the guts), sneak without the teacher looking. This method is the riskiest of them all. If you want to lessen trouble, use mouthing or something to communicate to your friend if they are far and easy to get seen. Also use other types of signals to contact them.
Big Eraser cheat

Have one of those large erasers with you on the day of a test. (If you know the test is going to be the exact same as the study guide, use this method). Write the lettered answers on the eraser and you will have them when you take the test.
Folder Cheat

get two pocket folders and put them upright, like in second grade, to be kinda funny. if your teacher is strict DO NOT USE. just pretend to be silly with the folders and hide your cheat sheet or study guide in your desk. pretend to look confused and put your head on the desk, look inside at the answers. only attempt if teacher stays in front of room.
White/Blackboard or Environment Cheat

If you have one of these teachers who have stuff written all over the board and it's full of due dates, random stuff, and funny notes to the teacher from students, this is a bit risky but extremely helpful. Before class, preferably when the teacher is out of the room, write down some acronyms or stuff to help you remember answers to the test. If you are really daring you might just be able to conceal notes between lines or in corners. You can also do this by writing on the floor, the wall, behind a bookcase you're near, etc.

[edit] Tips

* It's best to sit next to people who finish their test early so you can do most of you cheating after they're done.
o For example: Noting that your granny died probably won't be effective/relevant unless you actually missed the test date and have been talking about your ill granny for a while in advance.
* Cheating is likely to result in your losing out on learning the things you will need to know later in life, so instead of cheating, studying your exam material is always preferable.
* Play it cool... don't panic, and don't get caught.
* Some people make sheets of notes that are like cheat sheets to use to study before the test. Just by making it, you obviated the need to use it. In this way, it can help to intend to cheat but then not actually do it.
* If anything is suspected, be able to destroy the evidence. This means your cheat sheet, calculator/iPod memory. Again, the best time to destroy the evidence is at home, before the test occurs. This way there is nothing to get caught for.
* Cheating takes practice. It also takes preparation. Making your cheat sheets and fake notes will help you study anyway, so you should even do better without even using the crutch.
* After getting the answers by cheating, don't write them right away to detract suspicion.
* Use your language to advantage. If you speak a second language, cheating is even easier. Write your cheat notes on your arm in a language you know no-one else will understand, or in a code or cipher. Shorthand is very useful as it minimizes time too. NOTE: it may not work in languages exams!
* Do all you can to avoid getting caught.
* The amount of time you spend trying to cheat, and the risk you take in doing so usually outweighs the amount of time and energy needed to actually study and learn the material.
* Don't cheat in Korea because the teachers are very observant!
* Know the teacher. Some teachers are cheat-able and some are not. Note: if the teacher still talks about the time s/he caught someone cheating three years ago, s/he's cheat-able!
* Cheating dumb teachers is easy and cheating smart teachers is fun, but the greatest satisfaction comes from cheating dumb teachers who think they're smart.
* If you have to look up a page instructing you how to cheat, there is a 99% probability that you will get caught cheating. See the Warnings section.
* Watch Episode 7 of the ABC family show "Greek" for more information on cheating. There are some valuable tips there!
* After you conduct your cheating, be it one of the previous methods or simply looking at a neighbor's test, never look at the teacher. If you do, and you catch eye contact, it is almost a dead giveaway that you just cheated. Simply avoid looking at the teacher, regardless of how much you want to.
* If you get caught using "The Shoe Cheat" while in math class, claim that the answers are important dates in your life. Example, if there is a 7294 on your foot, say your cousin was born on 7/02/94.
* Cheat sparingly. If you cheat on EVERY test, you will most likely get caught the next time you cheat.
* If you are smart, you will not need cheating because by writing the answers/formulas/etc, chances are you will remember it.

And PLEASE...don't brag about cheating right after the test or in the same class. It's stupid, it can get you a 0, or just ruin your life...HAVE FUN!

* DO NOT LOOK AT THE TEACHER/PROCTOR! This is a mistake that many cheaters make. Just play it cool and don't look at the teacher. Period. You wouldn't normally be looking at the teacher, and it makes teachers suspicious.

Always be aware of surroundings, don't devote all of your concentration to where your cheats are, be aware of people staring at you especially teachers.

[edit] Warnings

* ALWAYS be on the lookout for snitches.
* Getting caught can get you dropped, failed, or expelled. It might be better to just fail the course and do it again.
* The best way not to get caught is not to cheat. So think long and hard about it before you try anything suggested here. The time you spend preparing to cheat could probably be better spent studying.
* Be smart, and know that if you sit front and center, you're not going to be an effective cheater. But if you have studied at home and destroyed what would otherwise be cheat sheets, you can hold your head up high and sit anywhere you like.
* It is best not to cheat. Study and you will not have to resort to cheating!
* Be aware of the consequences of cheating. In some countries, the punishment is caning. More information is available at www.corpun.com (world corporal punishment research).
* For some major tests, such as GCSEs in the UK, you may get all your test results canceled if you are caught cheating. For example, if you were found cheating in a maths test, you would get all your maths marks taken away and also possibly in every other test such as English, geography, etc. The worst sanction is to be banned from all the exam boards for five years - which means no A Levels or university.
* In high school, getting caught cheating may remove you from any nomination for things such as National Honors Society etc. EXERCISE CAUTION.
* Be careful. Cheating helps you on tests every now and then, but if you cheat too much, your teachers may not trust you again, and you will not learn anything for later life.
* Some teachers may read wikiHow.
* Remember, cheating on a test is just cheating on yourself
* be very careful and do it very fast. The more you look around and look nervous, your teacher will get suspicious.
* Don't cheat if your teacher actually is an expert on catching students cheating and doesn't just say so to scare you.

http://www.wikihow.com/Cheat-on-a-Test

2008-09-28T21:32:00.000+08:00

Which one is you

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward..

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward

~Chun Kit

2008-09-27T21:29:00.002+08:00

The 7! quiz

Seven Things That Scares You
1. My friends all die(Horror)
2. My friends all forgetting about me):
3. Ghost
4. Hairy Edgar
5. Twinny doesnt love me anymore
6. Everyone hating me
7. Jay Chou didnt exist

Seven Things That You Like The Most
1. My family.
2. My friends.
3. My gans especially twinny mei
4. My handphone
5. My computer
6. Outing with besties
7. MSN-ING

Seven Most Important Things In Your Room
1. Book(im a mugger)
2. Clothes
3. Bed
4. Computer
5. Handphone
6. Mirror
7. MONEY!!!

Seven Random Facts About You
1. I used to be retarded.
2. I am still retarded.
3. I love my retarded self :)
4. I LOVE YOU TWINNY
5. I LOVE SESAME STREET
6. I prefer Big Bird den Elmo
7. I am sometimes more retarded then Kelvin

Seven things you plan to do before you die
1. I dont want to die
2. I want to live
3. Go outer space and meet aliens(as weird as edgar)
4. Meet alien on Earth
5. HUG MY LOVES
6. Find a good place to bury myself
7. Eat lolllipop

Seven Things You Can do
1. DANCE
2. PIANO
3. MUG
4. MAKE PPL FEEL SEXY
5. Walk
6. Use gans (especially TWINNY)
7. Talk to friends

Seven Things You Can't Do
1. I cant dont do what i can do
2. I cant dont talk to twinny
3. I cant live without mama papa gor gor
4. I cant live without friends
5. I cant leave my handphone.
6. I cant stop procrastinating.
7. i cant stop looking at myself (ZI LIAN)

Seven Things That You Say The Most
1. WHAT!?
2. ?!?!!?
3. FUCK
4. FUCK YOU
5. FUCK U BACK
6. FUCK YOU 1ST
7. FUCK ME NO BABY (Lol so vulgar)

Seven Songs You've Recently Listen To
1. DAO XIANG!!!
2. Miss Independent
3. Closer
4. So What
5. Gallery
6. Hot and Cold (or Cold and Hot cant remember)
7. My singing

Seven Movies You've Recently Watch
-NA-

Seven Favourite Artiste
1. Jay Chou!!!
2. Akon
3. Rihanna
4. Avril
5. Ne-Yo
6. S.H.E
7. Fall Out Boys

Seven People You Tag To Do This Quiz
1. XINYI TWINNY
2. NATASHIA HONEY
3. EDGAR WEIRDY
4. DARREN LOVELY
5. KAH LOON GENIUSLY
6. TRILENE MEI SIS
7. KELVIN RETARDY

~Chun Kit

2008-09-27T21:19:00.001+08:00

I SECOND WHAT CHUN KIT SAID

Jia you mei!!!
Jia you darren!!
Jia you gor( in a weird and connected way)
Jia you kelvin! ( i started playing dota again)
Jia you twin!!! (Good luck and metal lives on!!!)
Jia you Yang Long( For being dumb and crazy)

JIA YOU ALL

N TO MYSELF ( JIA YOU !!!)

Edgar should just die

2008-09-27T19:11:00.004+08:00

TO MY FOREVER BELOVED
TWINNY MEI
XINYI

YOU ARE CHAO SPECIAL OK
SO STOP SAYING
YOU ARE ORDINARY
COS YOU ARE SO NOT LOR

Hahas
Jia you dear mei

~Chun Kit

2008-09-27T16:31:00.003+08:00

Hey ppl
long time no post le
Might be last time posting
before EOY

Just wanna say
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ACE YOUR EOY
START MUGGING

N to my loves:
Darren: JIA YOU STUPID MUGGER
Edgar: JIA YOU U FAKE LED ZEPELIN FAN
Hengyu: JIA YOU N GET BETTER GRADES
Kelvin: JIA YOU N STOP THINKING DOTA
NATASHIA: JIA YOU JIA YOU HONEY FOR YOUR PSLE
Ryan: JIA YOU LOSER
Shuen Rong: JIA YOU EVEN THOUGH U DONT NEED
TRILENE: JIA YOU JIA YOU MEI. GET GOOD GRADES
Yang Long: JIA YOU GET LOWER MSG
XINYI: JIA YOU JIA YOU GENIUS MEI. MSG 1!!!

N to all others:
I LOVE YOU ALL
JIA YOU FOR UR EOY
JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!
JIA YOU EVERYONE!!!

ILY ALL

~Chun Kit

2008-09-24T17:23:00.003+08:00

HELLO! :D
Big fat rabbit w Rainbow Contacts asked me to post o.o
Mad ass.

2008-09-21T13:35:00.012+08:00

Peepos tagged to do this quiz: everyone who read this.

level 1
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
at least, it is same sex right?

level 2
(x) are / been in love
oh wells, let's not think about it.
( ) dumped someone
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
who wanna try it with me? PUNCHES.

level 3
(x) had a crush on an older person
does a few months count? don't think too much..
( ) skipped class
(x) seen someone / something die
yupps, T.T

level 4
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
( ) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking

level 5
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone through internet
what do you mean by "met"? As in real life or just met someone on the internet? Y'know, I am thinking of many HC guys now.. -,-
( ) been in a mosh pit
errmm, mosh pit means?

level 6
(x) been in an abusive relationship
does me beating up the other party count? LOL.
(x) taken pain killers
derr.
(x) liked/loved someone who you can't have
yeas, like probably; he doesn't know. ):
(x) layed on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel

level 7
( ) had a tea party
( ) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
( ) gone mudding
(x) played dress up
OMG; remincise..what about with my dolls? n_n

level 8
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
and got all creepy crawlies on me.. (:
( ) gone sledding
( ) cheated while playing a game
YOU DARE CHEAT ME!
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work / school
i guess so, but during a free period lar.

level 10
( ) watched the sunset
but i would like to watch it with..
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake

level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been ~~robbed~~ / vandalized
vandalised? hahas, weird way of saying..
(x) been cheated on
(x) been misunderstood

level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
( ) been in a car / motorcycle accident

level 13
( ) had / have braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) danced in the moonlight
the idea suonded sooooooo romantic. :3

level 14
(x) hated the way you look
apparently.
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
oh cool, this idea rocks mann!
(x) questioned your heart
questioned my heart if i really love him
( ) been obsessed with post-it-notes

level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
when i really sad; ):
(x) played cops and robbers
CATCHING! i miss ice&water; police&thief!
(x) recently colored with crayons / colored pencils / markers
( ) sang karaoke
I WOULD LIKE TO!
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
To fall yet again for him; counted? bleahhs
(x) made prank phone calls
remincise~y'know, those boys..LOL
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
hahahahahahahahahahaha~
( ) kissed in the rain

level 18
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) watched the sunset/ sunrise with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere

level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
( ) gone rollerskating / blading
(x) had a wish come true
how i wish MORE wishes some true yeahhs
( ) been humped by a monkey

level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
errrrrmmm.
( ) swam with dolphins

level 21
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes
( ) kicked a fish
ERM. KICKED. A. FISH?
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes
hmms, apparent isn't it? lols.
( ) sat on a roof top and watched the stars
OMG. another romantic one! (:

level 22
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
who wants to hear me scream? ;D
(x) done / attempted a one-handed cartwheel
with not-so-straight legs D:
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
of course, but did he know that?

level 23
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
( ) climbed a tree
( ) had/been in a tree house
(x) been too scared to watch scary movies alone
yeaas, i need someone..

level 24
(x) believed in ghosts
( ) have had more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
errrrrrrmmm.
( ) visited jail

level 25
( ) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
then? WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON??!! sickko.
( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
No one will call me hot lar. -,-
( ) broken a bone

level 26
( ) caught a fish, then ate it later
( ) made a porn video/got asked to make one
ERRRRMMM.
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
i laugh a lot, now then i realised the fact. :B
( ) cried so hard you laughed

level 27
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
( ) forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someone’s hair
( ) gone skinny dipping
ERRMMM; this quiz is sick!
( ) been kicked out of your house

level 28
( ) rode a roller coaster
( ) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
( ) had a cavity
( ) blackmailed someone
( ) been blackmailed

level 29
(x) been used
YEA I HAD BEEN USED AND I HATE THAT PERSON. DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF THAT PERSON. I HATE THAT PERSON I HATE THAT PERSON I HATE I HATE I HATE!
( ) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
probably as a necromancer. ><
(x) licked someone
probably as a necromancer. ><

level 30
( ) been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) flattened someone’s tires
( ) rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) got five dollars or less worth of gas

-xinyi♥

2008-09-20T16:12:00.001+08:00

Hey ppl
Cant find my phone
so cant reply ur smses hor
Sorry

2008-09-18T20:53:00.001+08:00

Hey hey.
Unprivated my blog
so everyone can view.
BUT ITS NOT FOR
SOMEONE CALLED YL.
Watever
Might private back my blog

-Chun Kit

2008-09-18T20:46:00.001+08:00

TESTING POST...

2008-09-17T17:41:00.005+08:00

YAY Today i make post for chun kit...

All of you got auras!!!

1. ALVIN- Chipmunk aura
2. BRANDON- Rubiks Cube Aura
3. BRIAN- Niang aura (...)
4. ZHI HENG- Marching aura
5. CHUN KIT the SEX DEVIL- Sexxxaye Aura
6. CHRIST- Vollyball aura
7. DAMON- Cute and short aura
8. DANIEL T- Ass slapping aura
9. DANIEL W- Siao aura
10. DARREN the Mugging god- MUGGING AURA
11. JIE WEI- Retarded and lame aura
12. JOSHUA- ??? aura
13. KELVIN- Awesomeness aura
14. SEAN- Ankle socks aura
15. EDGAR the GEEK GOD- Wookieness aura
16. QIYUN- Bubbles Aura
17. MAX the god of extra- SUPEREXTRA aura
18. ISAAC- Art Aura
19. NIGEL- PSP aura
20. CHUN EN- CUTE AURA!!!
21. RUSSELL- Woofing aura
22. RYAN- Bleach aura
23. PENG RU- Chinese aura
24. GEE YANG- IM SO GOODDDDD aura
25. BENEDICT- ??? aura
26. BERWYN- Another VOLLYBALL aura
27. YANG LONG- ??? aura
28. KAI HONG- Open mouth aura
29. JIM YANG- Soccer aura
30. KAH LOON- EXTRA aura
31. WEI EN- ENTHU aura
32. HENG YU- Hanging aura
33. JIA KAI- lazy aura

WEEEEEEE lol all the aura IM lazy to add the rest

-The black hole wookie

2008-09-16T22:05:00.002+08:00

This is the era in hwa chong where all people have the gayest hairstyle ever found on earth. All credits goes to the teacher teaching there especially Mr Lau. He is the kindest teacher ever. With such nice hairstyle, he wants all of us to have the same hairstyle as him. Its for our own good so people dont complain. The contribution from Mr Lau was small but with the help of alot more teachers, hwa chong succeeded in achieving its goal. Now went people look at students that got the gayest hairstyle on the planet, they know its the hwa chongians they are looking at.

Also this is the era where people in hwa chong lives with their socks up to their pants. Also all credits goes to Mr Lau. And the teachers around. hwa chong has succeeded yet again. Congrats to to hwa chong.

2008-09-15T21:56:00.000+08:00

Darren what extra???????
Mugger help me find blogskin can? if not I will never be able to make a blog...

2008-09-15T20:32:00.003+08:00

1. The person who tag u is?
CHOI CHUN KIT

2. Your relationship with him/her?
DAR DAR and LING LING, I guess?!

3. Your 5 impression of them?
SHUAI DAI le... SPEEDY... ACT gangster... Curses in every sentence... BAD ATTITUDE
(Tai4 du4 zao1 gao1)

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you.
Wat huh?!

5. The most memorable thing they had said to u?
DARDAR...>.<

6. If they become ur lover, will you love them ?
Do I look like I am gay?!

7. If he become ur lover, thing he has to improve on will be?
If u hadn't read my above ans, well, READ IT!!!

8. If they become ur enemy, u will kill them
I won't... I will be going against the 10 commandments...ZZZ...

9. If they become ur enemy, th reason will be?
U think will?!

10. You want to tell for them now is?
LINGLING!!!

11. Your overall impression of them is?
Let's see...Gd Ole LINGLING...

12. How do u think ppl around u will feel about me?
OK...Why not u try asking them?

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Do I look zi-lian?!

14. On the contrary,the characters u hate yourself are?
Do I look zi-hen?!

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Wat if I think I am HAPPY with myself now? NO ONE IS PERFECT...

16. For ppl that care and like u, say something to them.
Dun worry...I know and will reciprocate...

17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that u wished to know how they feel about you.( I believe I can't tag back bah:)) [view source code hor...]
1. BKC...
2. JY(OI! RMB...after EOY!!!)
3. EUGENE...
4. ISAAC...(Giving u a chance to revive ur blog...)
5. EDGAR...(WHERE in the world is ur going-to-make blog?!)
6. LINGLING...(FINE, can't think of anyone to tag le...)
7. YL...
8. RYAN...(CAN take me off ur No.1???)
9. 6B...(CRRAP)
10. 1I...(ANOTHER CRRAP)

18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with? [LINGLING]
OOO... CHOI S H...ZZZ...

19. Is no. 9 a male or female?[6B]
6B of MJS...DUH?! BOYS SCHOOL...

20. If no. 7 and 10 are tgt, will it be a good thing?[YL and 1I]
Isn't he in luv with he?!

21. What is no. 2 studying about?[JY]
Great...He is practically MUGGING over ALL subjects every MINUTE!!!

22. What was the last time u had a chat with no. 3?[EUGENE]
Yesterday...ZZZ...

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?[RYAN]
Ok....tis guy...I DUNNO...

24. Does no. 1 had any siblings?[BKC]
tat little brother counted???

25. Will u woo no. 3?[EUGENE]
OOO...Eug, u so CUUUTTTEEE...

26. how about 7?[YL]
-no comments- -.=

27. Is no. 4 single?[ISAAC]
Got secret admirer...wat u think?

28. What is the surname of no. 5?[EDGAR]
My ancestor...LEUNG

29. What is the hobby of no. 10?[1I]
SOCCER...

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?[EDGAR and 6B]
NVR...

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?[JY]
HCi..

32. Talk something actually about no. 1.[BKC]
BAO chg ALOT.....

33. Have u tried developing feelings for no. 8?[RYAN]
Who is his No.1 love???

34. Where does no. 9 lived at?[6B]
Hougang

35. What colour does no. 4 like?[Isaac]
Colourful...Art club de leh...

36. Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?[BKC and Edgar]
U guys noe each other?! I doubt...

37. Does no. 1 have any pets?[BKC]
A sparrow is a pet rite???(Ya noe wat i mean...)

38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?[YL]
*faints and pukes*

39. What is no. 10 doing now?[1I]
Breathing...

===QUIZ ENDED===

Edgar, dun extra can??? I got the triple 1 post.....BETTER rite? Turning more and more like Kai Hong...

2008-09-15T18:54:00.002+08:00

YAY 110 post!!!!

Btw sry chun kit i forgot to post on Fuck you day which was yesterday.

So i just wanna saaay fuck you chun kit for painting my shirt.

And i like red black and white!!!

- Snow Wookiee/Chimpanzee Monkey

Im the real snow wookiee and i didn't fuck a lava wookiee

2008-09-15T18:32:00.002+08:00

helllo. like this is my first post and i dun actually know wad to write. but. like hi other authors...(esp rae, darren and chun kit= since i only know the three of u :D)

shauna

2008-09-15T17:41:00.003+08:00

QUIZ (again)
1. The person who tag u is?
Choi Chun Kit.
2. Your relationship with him/her?
DEAR GOR. (:
3. Your 5 impression of them?
drama king, hyper, cute, funny, (..)
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you.
Granted me admin. ;D
5. The most memorable thing they had said to u?
MEI.
6. If they become ur lover, will you love them ?
Hmms, look. If that person is your lover, of course you will love them right? LOL, lame question lar. We can't become lovers. (:
7. If he become ur lover, thing he has to improve on will be?
I don't know. You will always have to .. nothing.
8. If they become ur enemy, u will kill them.
Won't lar, I won't want to be a criminal. ):
9. If they become ur enemy, th reason will be?
Enemy; let's see, don't be lame!
10. You want to tell for them now is?
How can i be telling you two times? (you know what i mean)
11. Your overall impression of them is?
Dear, pro, good gor. :]
12. How do u think ppl ard u will feel about me?
-how would i know what people thinks-
13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Why don't i say i have no characters >.<
14. On the contrary,the characters u hate yourself are?
I told you, no characters to love or hate.
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Even if you want to, you can't. So, what's the point?
16. For ppl that care and like u, say something to them.
THANKS, I LIKE YOU. ;D

2008-09-15T16:00:00.002+08:00

QUIZ
1. The person who tag u is?
Goh Xin Yi.
2. Your relationship with him/her?
DEAR MEI
3. Your 5 impression of them?
CHIOO CUTE DANCER HYPER SEXY
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you.
MAKE ME SUPER SUPER HYPED UP( is that counted?)
5. The most memorable thing they had said to u?
Eh, don't know.
6. If they become ur lover, will you love them ?
OMG THAT WILL BE DAMN COOL
7. If she become ur lover, thing she has to improve on will be?
NOPE. MY MEI IS PERFECT
8. If they become ur enemy, u will kill them.
...
9. If they become ur enemy, th reason will be?
I dont think will become lah
10. You want to tell for them now is?
HI
11. Your overall impression of them is?
SEXY DANCER
12. How do u think ppl ard u will feel about me?
-I don't know-
13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Characters? C-H-O-I-C-H-U-N-K-I-T
14. On the contrary,the characters u hate yourself are?
NOPE I LOVE MYSELF
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
I wanna be myself. But i don't know myself.
16. For ppl that care and like u, say something to them.
I LOVE U

17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that u wished to know how they feel about you.
1.XinYi(i can tag back right?)
2.Darren
3.Trilene
4.Edgar(MAKE A DAMN BLOG)
5.Kelvin
6.Rachel(ANG)
7.Ryan
8.ShuenRong
9.Hengyu
10.Mysterious

18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with? [rachel]
Alot of ppl but all girls
19. Is no. 9 a male or female?[hengyu]
SNOW WOOKIEEEE
20. If no. 7 and 10 are tgt, will it be a good thing?[ryan + mysterious]
GET LOST RYAN
21. What is no. 2 studying about?[darren]
Stupid mugger
22. What was the last time u had a chat with no. 3?[trilene]
Today during test?
23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?[shuen rong]
Gay music?
24. Does no. 1 had any siblings?[xinyi]
Yup a brother
25. Will u woo no. 3?[trilene]
WAT?! SHES MY MEI
26. how about 7?[ryan]
already my love liao
27. Is no. 4 single?[edgar]
Wat do u think of a chimpanzee monkey
28. What is the surname of no. 5?[kelvin]
Sagili
29. What is the hobby of no. 10?
ERm....
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?[kelvin+hengyu]
WAT?! OF COURSE THEY GET ALONG LIKE SHIT GOOD
31. Where is no. 2 studying at?[darren]
Hwa CHong?
32. Talk something actually about no. 1.[xinyi]
Chio Bu
33. Have u tried developing feelings for no. 8?[shuenrong]
Lets gay together
34. Where does no. 9 lived at?[hengyu]
Somewhere east
35. What colour does no. 4 like?[edgar]
Wat colours r chimpanzee monkey?
36. Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?[xinyi+kelvin]
Hmms, do they know each other?
37. Does no. 1 have any pets?[xinyi]
Dont know?
38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?[ryan]
FUCK?!
39. What is no. 10 doing now?[mysterious]
Daoing me...

2008-09-13T19:15:00.003+08:00

HEY GUYS. REMEMBER YESTERDAY WAS SORRY DAY? TODAY IS THANK YOU DAY!!!

To my classssssss

1. ALVIN- THANK YOU
2. BRANDON- THANK YOU
3. BRIAN- THANK YOU
4. ZHI HENG- THANK YOU
5. CHUN KIT- THANK YOU for being me
6. CHRIST- THANK YOU for IS test
7. DAMON- THANK YOU
8. DANIEL T- THANK YOU for slapping me
9. DANIEL W- THANK YOU
10. DARREN- THANK YOU for being my dar
11. JIE WEI- THANK YOU
12. JOSHUA- THANK YOU
13. KELVIN- THANK YOU for being my BRO
14. SEAN- THANK YOU for taking 156 with me so often
15. EDGAR- THANK YOU for uncyclopedia wookie
16. QIYUN- THANK YOU
17. MAX- THANK YOU
18. ISAAC- THANK YOU
19. NIGEL- THANK YOU for ur psp
20. CHUN EN- THANK YOU
21. RUSSELL- THANK YOU for woofing the whole day
22. RYAN- THANK YOU for treating me lunch
23. PENG RU- THANK YOU
24. GEE YANG- THANK YOU for maths
25. BENEDICT- THANK YOU
26. BERWYN- THANK YOU
27. YANG LONG- THANK YOU
28. KAI HONG- THANK YOU
29. JIM YANG- THANK YOU
30. KAH LOON- THANK YOU
31. WEI EN- THANK YOU for going 3rd lang with me
32. HENG YU- THANK YOU for forgiving me
33. JIA KAI- THANK YOU
---End Of Class---

Now for two gans

1. TRILENE- THANK YOU for being my dearest MEI
2. XIN YI- THANK YOU for understanding YETI makes u hot

( 10 ppl based on yesterday)

1. SI HUI- THANK YOU if u can forgive me
2. RACHEL A- THANK YOU for tips?
3. RACHEL T- THANK YOU
4. ARTHUR- THANK YOU
5. QUAN YU- THANK YOU
6. BOON HOWE- THANK YOU for going home with me after 3rd lang
7. LING YUN- THANK YOU for being my partner
8. ALOYSIUS- THANK YOU
9. EDMUND- THANK YOU
10. CHIN SIEW- THANK YOU

ALL OTHERS

1. EVERYONE- THANK YOU

Thank you Thank you.
Guess wat day tmr will be.

N PLS STOP DAOING ME
I ONLY SAID U SUCKED IN MATHS

N other author plsss post

I LOVE AKON

-Chun Kit

2008-09-12T19:13:00.003+08:00

YAY

End of 2 term tests today
IS test n Chinese test.

IS test was like so HARD
I got only 9 marks when
teacher collect my script lor.
1 MORE MARK TO PASSSS.
THen lucky got christ help me
with the shape tweening sooo
I PASSED BY 2 MARKS.
I LOVE U CHRIST.
Anyway that is considered
cheating right???

Den was chi test which was like
BORING.
I spent 1 h 20 mins finsh liao lor
Christ use 5 more mins.
NOT BRAGGING OR WAT HOR
So remaining 40 mins was
PLUCKING HAIR TIME N
(not about u hengyu so chill)
N SMS TIME

Btw congrats to many ppl
WHO GOT EXEMPTION
IM SOOOOOOO JEALOUS
WHY NO EXEMPTION FOR ME
Expected kah loon got the most
3 EXAM CAN JUST SLACK LEH
THATS LIKE WTFWTFWTFWTF
Eng Lit n Chi.
I want to be Kah Loooon

Btw list below r ppl that got exempted:
Daniel Tan aka SLAPPER= Maths n Lit
Darren aka LOVER= Maths n Lit
Kelvin aka BRO= Lit
Peng Ru aka EX-CHEN LAO SHI DAR= Chi
Tan Gee Yang aka I DONT KNOW WHO= Chi
Kah Loon aka GENIUS= Eng Lit n Chi
Den no more le i think
IM SAAAAD
But watever CONGRATS

Oh n its ANNUAL SORRY DAY
USE THIS DAY TO SAY SORRY
(Made by me n Chimpanzee Monkey Edgar)

I shall say sry to ppl in my class 1st

1. ALVIN- Sorry bout lalaallala
2. BRANDON- Sorry for winning in Jap
3. BRIAN- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
4. ZHI HENG- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
5. CHUN KIT- Sorry for being ex-flirt
6. CHRIST- Sorry helped u late in IS
7. DAMON- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
8. DANIEL T.- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
9. DANIEL W.- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
10. DARREN- Sorry for calling u DAR DAR
11. JIE WEI- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
12. JOSHUA- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
13. KELVIN- Sorry for wasting ur PSP bat
n defeating ur aizen with hentai girl
14. SEAN- Sorry for bringing to see Bishan Gay
15. EDGAR- Sorry for *kiss n Touch my body*
16. QIYUN- Sorry to keep telling u to shut up
17. MAX- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
18. ISAAC- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
19. NIGEL- Sorry for ur PSP bat also
20. CHUN EN- Sorry to be taller
21. RUSSELL- Sorry to make u woof whole day
22. RYAN- Sorry to not be ur LOVE
23. PENG RU- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
24. GEE YANG- Sorry to dao u everyday
25. BENEDICT- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
26. BERWYN- Sorry to touch ur legs
27. YANG LONG- Sorry to let u do LIT
28. KAI HONG- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
29. JIM YANG- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
30. KAH LOON- Sorry to want to be u
31. WEI EN- Sorry for taking ur taxi
32. HENG YU- SUPER SORRY for calling u YETI
33. JIA KAI- Sorry for making u copy my work so hard
---End Of Class---

Now for two gans
1. TRILENE- Sorry for talking to u lesser n lesser
2. XIN YI- Sorry for talking about yeti with u

Others ( 10 ppl i can think of from my msn now)
1. SI HUI- Sorry for saying ur school paper sucks
2. RACHEL A- Sorry for crappppping
3. RACHEL T- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)
4. ARTHUR- Sorry to keep calling u cutey (but u r)
5. QUAN YU- Sorry to keep calling u fat ass
6. BOON HOWE- U BETTER SAY SORRY TO ME
7. LING YUN- Sorry for wasting ur deo
8. ALOYSIUS- Sorry for GAYING U
9. EDMUND- Sorry for i dont know wat
10. CHIN SIEW- Sorry (i dont know wat i did but still..)

ALL OTHERS
1. EVERYONE- SORRY

LOL
Remember to say sorry to ppls
Even if u dont like them
Be sorry for the things u have
DONE TO THEM
or
NOT DONE TO THEM
Sorry day is not over till 12 pm
SO FASTER SAY SORRY

BTW went home with Sean today (random)
Took 156
N BISHAN GAY BOARDED THE BUS
AT SCGS!!!
Does he stalk girls too?
Lucky he alighted at MacRitchie
since sean n me going j8
Lucky he didnt go j8 THAT TIME

So went to j8 and bought my
NEW EARPHONE.
Ok the auntie/ xiao jie
sure tricked me lor.
Price tag there ming ming $10.90
(IM a CHEAPSKATE hope u dont mind)
then she say is supposed
to be $14.90
WTF!!!
Then i take all the earphones to her
n showed her
ALL THAT KIND OF
EARPHONE IS $10.90
DEN U KNOW WAT SHE DID?
SHE JUST PUT ANOTHER
PRICE TAG THERE
WTFWTFWTF
Then bargain like hell
then i kind let in.
Earphone wasn't so bad
BUT I STILL LOVE MY
EX-EARPHONE

HMMM

This post is long right?

N SORRY HENGYU

-Chun Kit

2008-09-11T20:47:00.004+08:00

Hmmmmmm.

TOday was chao fun cos
me edgar n kel was like niaoing
hengyu with our theory about YETI.
I HOPE U DONT MIND.
N U STILL OWN ME SOME ICE CREAM
COS I LET U USE MY IVLE.
Watever man
I thought u were going to flame me.

Then i was like 30 mins late for 3rd lang
cos i was like makaning with those ppl above?
So i have to crap up with some stupid excuse
so sensei wont kill me.
Anyway sensei is very kind:)
I just said i went to meet teacher
n missed my bus n he totally believed?

N LING YUN!!!
STOP SPRAYING DEODARANT AT ME
ITS FREAKING FREEZING!!!

Then we have to check our results for the 3 term
n OMG i failed all 3 terms.
So sad....
But Jap sure is fun man

Then went home n it was NIGHTMARE
Boony just have to suan me
N make me chase him to like to thomson?
BISHAN TO THOMSON!!!
AND THEN BACK TO BISHAN!!!
Will die one seriously

N MY PRECIOUS EARPHONE
ITS SPOILT!!!
I WILL MISS YOU EARPHONE.
Now have to waste money to buy
A NEW ONE.
YEAH

Oh n btw
Russell just lost his face today
kneeling in front of yl n kow towing
I think yl damn mean lor.

Aiya today is chao fun lah.

REALISE MY NEW STYLE OF POSTING

N yar rachel im honoured

N I LOVE AKON. random?

N THIS WEBSITE IS A MUST GO
CHAO FUNNY SURE U WONT REGRET
http://www.yetimeat.com/
Just dont get offended hengyu

-Chun Kit

2008-09-11T17:21:00.003+08:00

CHOI CHUN KIT BE HONOURED.
THAT I AM ACTUALLY POSTING!
the last time i posted was er...
uhm...
erm...
nvr mind.
anyways, ck has just been on a wild goose chase after 'LEE BOON HOWE THAT BITCH'(this is according to the sms i just recieved.
:P
who is a 'GUY.HE IS SUPPOSE TO GO HOME WITH LANG 3RD LIKE EVRY OTHER TIME.BUT HE RAN AWAY LAH AFTER TAKING MY IPOD.'(this is the following sms.:))
anw, i believe i caught the 102th post right?
WAKAKAS~

Loveees♥
Rachel!

2008-09-10T21:25:00.002+08:00

Hmm congrats to Darren n i must say he is chao clever for spamming my blog to get to the 100th post.

Russell i tell u i will seriously throw ur phone if u try taking pics again

2008-09-10T20:53:00.003+08:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
i think i am late for the 100th post D:
but LOOK, this is the 101th post.
IT'S THE COOLEST NUMBER EVER SEEN ON EARTH.
there you go~
-xinyi♥

2008-09-10T20:17:00.002+08:00

The honourable and GREAT DL has posted the 100th post of thLolllipop...Yeah...Isn't this cool?!

SO yeah...

2008-09-10T20:16:00.004+08:00

Yeah so wat now???

2008-09-10T20:16:00.003+08:00

...

2008-09-10T20:16:00.001+08:00

Tis is CRAP!

2008-09-09T20:57:00.002+08:00

Hmmm. Im going to reach 100 posts le.

I wonder who will be the one who will post my 100th post...

Random post here....

-Chun Kit

2008-09-08T21:15:00.003+08:00

Weee broccoli dog...
And kelvin you rock cos Pepsi own coke.

-Edgar

2008-09-08T19:35:00.003+08:00

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.

1. Name: Trilene Liang

2. Birth date: 23/12/95

Current status: single -.-

4. Eye colour: brownish black.

5. hair colour: Brown.

6. Righty or lefty?: Righty.

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.

1. my heritage: Chinese.

2. Fears: shocks

3. my weaknesses: lack of disicipline towards food etc.; spelling

4. my perfect pizza: PIZZA HUT'S SUPER HAWAIYAN PIZZA. with a heck lot of ingrediants on it.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

1. my thoughts:hair okay?

2. my bedtime: 11-12pm

3. my most missed memory: the crazy easy life of 6.2

LAYER 4: MY PICK

1. Pepsi or coke? : coke

2. Single or group dates? : SINGLE. more people, more pressure, and that sucks.

3. Adidas or Nike? : NIKE!

4. tea or nestea? : tea. (wtf is nestea?! tea with milk!?)

5. chocolate or vanilla? : CHOOOOCOOLLATEEEEEEE ;P

6. cappuccino or coffee? : caffeine -> htf do u spell it- makes me sick

LAYER 5: DO YOU

1. smoke: NOOO!?

2. curse: fuck.

3. take a shower: =.= who doesn't.

4. have a crush: ummmhmmmm?

5. think you have been in love: kind of,

6. Go to sch: _/_ yes

7. want to get married: yes, but probably a decade from now.

8. believe in yourself: UH HUH UH HUH

9. a health freak: NEVER! i eat what i like.

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST

1. Drank alchohol: when i was 6 years old, once. never touched it ever again

2. Went to a mall: I'M A GIRL FOR GOD'S SAKE.

3. Been on a stage: i belong on a stage. perform countless of times alr,

4. eaten sushi: _/_ jap is my fav. food _/_

5. Dyed your hair: no but it looks like it.

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...

1. played a stripping game: wa lau cpcb NO LA wtf.

2. changed who you were to fit in: NOPE

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...

1. to get married: 23

2. get a job: the moment i graduate.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL

1. best eye colour: hazel brown

2. best hair colour: brown

3. short hair or long hair: LONG V SHAPED LAYER AND THINNED THANKS

10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...

1. One minute ago: doing this retard quiz ==

2. One hour ago: gone to sin seh to ajust my misaligned bone due to too much badminton (7 years==)

3. Hours ago: eating dinner, on com doing hw

4. one month ago: prolly studying like shit

5. a year ago: i wish i had that good memory -.0

11: FINISH THE SENTENCE

1. i love: food money clothes accesories handphone laptop ETC ETC ETC

2.i feel: full!

3. i hate: morons, fuckas, bastards, bitches WA LAN EH HOW MANY CURSE U WAN ME LIST!?

4. i hide: my inner thoughts.

5. i hate: KNN, HOW TO LIST FINISH.

6. i miss: primary school days :(

7. i need: more discipline. i already have a good brain. just not put to good use YET o0

lalalas.
talk about boredom
i'm stressing over homework.
and here i am blogging at my gor's blog.
GOSH i'm insane.
bye all
-TRILENE

2008-09-08T19:07:00.002+08:00

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: Kelvin Tan
2. Birth date: 20/2/95
3. Current status:semi-attached LOL.
4. Eye colour: brownish black.
5. hair colour: Brown.
6. Righty or lefty?: Righty.

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: Chinese.
2. Fears: SPIDERS.
3. my weaknesses: i dunno...vanity?
4. my perfect pizza: all the types of cheese in the world spammed on it.with that freaking nice thin crust.
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts:dotaa.
2. my bedtime: 12am.
3. my most missed memory: time spent with 6J D:

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : PEPSI FTW.
2. Single or group dates? : group i guess.(what teh hell is that bu-smth word?)
3. Adidas or Nike? : adidas.
4. tea or nestea? : tea.
5. chocolate or vanilla? : vanilla
6. cappuccino or coffee? : coffeee.

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: HECK YEAH.
2. curse: duh.
3. take a shower:obivously.
4. have a crush: yesh.
5. think you have been in love: yeshh.
6. Go to sch: Yes.
7. want to get married: yes.
8. believe in yourself: Yes.
9. a health freak: only when im on a diet which is like now.
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: yeah at one party i think.
2. Went to a mall: who the hell designed this retarded quiz?DUH.
3. Been on a stage: yes.
4. eaten sushi: yupp.
5. Dyed your hair: no but it looks like it.

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: WHAT THE FUCK?
2. changed who you were to fit in: yeah i have.

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: early twenties?
2. get a job:when i need money.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL
1. best eye colour: black?
2. best hair colour: brown i guess.
3. short hair or long hair: long.

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: typing this
2. One hour ago: playing dota.
3. Hours ago: on the bus?
4. one month ago: in judo?
5. a year ago: i cant freaking remember.

11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: the covenant.
2.i feel: weird?
3. i hate: wayy too many things to be listed here.
4. i hide: my secrets?
5. i hate: just one example i guess.extra people.
6. i miss: 6J.
7. i need: a better brain.

2008-09-07T13:25:00.002+08:00

Hey i totally love this vid. ENJOY

-Chun Kit

2008-09-06T21:09:00.003+08:00

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: Edgar Leung
2. Birth date: 17/4/95
3. Current status: Dead. Or Single. (Whichever you like)
4. Eye colour: Brown
5. hair colour: Brown and black
6. Righty or lefty?: Right-handed

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: Chinese/Azn
2. Fears: Homosexuals.
3. my weaknesses: The nads... Woah
4. my perfect pizza: One with syrup and M&Ms on it, with a buttery crust and its filled with sugar.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts: Dirty
2. my bedtime: 2am
3. my most missed memory: Yesterday's lunch...

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : PEPSI OWN U
2. Single or group dates? : Single date. Group dates lead to bukkake
3. Adidas or Nike? : Nike.
4. tea or nestea? : Green tea
5. chocolate or vanilla? : Vanilla
6. cappuccino or coffee? : Coffee own you

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: Smoking hot.
2. curse: Fuck you.
3. take a shower: No, i stand in the rain... What a dumb question
4. have a crush: Not now. I got crushed ice though.
5. think you have been in love: No i don't think i know.
6. Go to sch: Yes.
7. want to get married: Maybe
8. believe in yourself: Yes
9. a health freak: Im dead so how do I be healthy?

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: Yes. Loads of it.
2. Went to a mall: No. Seriously I've never been to a mall.
3. Been on a stage: Yes.
4. eaten sushi: No, seriously.
5. Dyed your hair: No.

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: Yes with myself
2. changed who you were to fit in: No, but i can disguise

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: Im dead so how do i marry?
2. get a job: When I feel like it

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL
1. best eye colour: Red. Can you even get this color?
2. best hair colour: Brown and Black.
3. short hair or long hair: Anything, so long it has style

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: Typing this
2. One hour ago: Eating
3. Hours ago: Walking
4. one month ago: Studying
5. a year ago: Studying

11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: watchmen
2. i feel: good.
3. i hate: ozymandias
4. i hide: My pr0n. LOL no.
5. i hate: irresponsible people. (This time im serious)
6. i miss: nothing.
7. i need: a new fridge!!!

2008-09-06T20:42:00.000+08:00

Kah Loon dont curse

2008-09-06T20:14:00.002+08:00

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: Darren Leong
2. Birth date: 10/11/95(Youngest in class???)
3. Current status: Single (Isn't it obvious?!)
4. Eye colour: Black
5. hair colour: Spr BLACK
6. righty or lefty?: Right...

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: Engnese...
2. Fears: HER rejection...
3. my weaknesses: I got fears...?!
4. my perfect pizza: From Pizza Hut...

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts: HER, Her and her...LOLzzz
2. my bedtime: 11pm
3. my most missed memory: P6 Post PSLE timesss...

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : Both taste BAD...
2. Single or group dates? : Single Date is very ROMANTIC...Grp dates very ci4 ji1(Can also be romantic)...BUT I prefer grp dates...HAHA...
3. Adidas or Nike? :Nike!!!
4. tea or nestea? : TEA
5. chocolate or vanilla? : Vanilla...(I got a UNIQUE taste)
6. cappuccino or coffee? : Cappuccino...DUH?!

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: NVR will I smoke...PSPS...I once was asthmatic...
2. curse: IN school very seldom, At home NVR...
3. take a shower: Dun have to ask rite?!
4. have a crush: Even if I have, I won't reveal...
5. think you have been in love: Srsly I am too young...
6. Go to sch: PLzzz lah...HCI leh...
7. want to get married: YESYESYES...
8. believe in yourself: YES...
9. a health freak: Not only a health freak...A cleanliness FREAK...Can be classified under a "Perfectionist"...

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: Think hard...would I???
2. Went to a mall: ?!
3. Been on a stage: Duh?!
4. eaten sushi: Yup, it sux...(Told'ya I got peculiar taste...)
5. Dyed your hair: Putting face paint on hair counted?

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: NO...
2. changed who you were to fit in: Maybe...

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: After Uni bah:)
2. get a job: Dunno...

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL(I tot character matters most?!)
1. best eye colour: Black luh...My fave colour...
2. best hair colour: Black, can be abit brownish bah...
3. short hair or long hair: LONG!!!

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: Breathing...
2. One hour ago: Breathing...
3. Hours ago: Breathing...
4. one month ago: Breathing...
5. a year ago: Breathing...

11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: Her and YOU...
2. i feel: EMO...
3. i hate: U-NOE-WHO
4. i hide:My emotions...tats why i look EMO...
5. i hate: This question rpt de leh...
6. i miss: HER smile...MY buddies...
7. i need: HER...LOLZzz...No lah...I nid practically everything gd in this damned world...

===End of this CHUNKIT-REQUESTED quiz===

♥

2008-09-06T15:15:00.004+08:00

ON REQUEST BY CHUN KIT:P
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: RACHEL ANG.
2. Birth date: 06/12/95(*hinthint*:))
3. Current status: Why you want to know:/
4. Eye colour: Brownish Blackish?
5. hair colour: Blackish Brownish-.- its like my eye colour.
6. righty or lefty?: Righty. Used to be lefty, till i broke my arm.

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: Singapore.Singapore. Singapore.
2. Fears: Loving him. Then losing him.
3. my weaknesses: Him.
4. my perfect pizza: ?!uh?!

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts: not telling.
2. my bedtime: depends. depends on who i am texting that night:X
3. my most missed memory: With him.

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : Unless its light or zero, or else i not drinking it.
2. Single or group dates? : Er.Both?
3. Adidas or Nike? : Both.
4. tea or nestea? : Exactly what is nestea?
5. chocolate or vanilla? : CHOCCIES! but i rarely eat either.
6. cappuccino or coffee? : Dont Know, dont care, dont tell you.

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: No.
2. curse: DUH-UH.
3. take a shower: excuse moi?(what kinda question is this?DUH.)
4. have a crush: Look Above, damn it.
5. think you have been in love: Yes.
6. Go to sch: Yes.Sheesh.
7. want to get married: MAYBE.
8. believe in yourself: Then?Believe in you meh.
9. a health freak: Uh not exactly.

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: DUH.
2. Went to a mall: HELLO? you are talking to a shopaholic!
3. Been on a stage: UHHUH. Uncountable.
4. eaten sushi: duhhs.
5. Dyed your hair: NO. but i want highlights(next time.)

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: NO.
2. changed who you were to fit in: NOPE.

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: 20 plus.
2. get a job: anytime, when i feel like.

LAYER 9: IN A ~~GIRL~~ BOY
1. best eye colour: GOT MANY COLOURS leii!
2. best hair colour: Depends on who. NAtural is good laas.
3. short hair or long hair: UH.

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: Doing the damn quiz.
2. One hour ago: Shopping.
3. Hours ago: Shopping.
4. one month ago: Shopping.
5. a year ago: Shopping.(what?its a daily routine!!)

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: HIM.
2. i feel: messed up.
3. i hate: Na-uh. what if she can view this blog?
4. i hide: my heart.
5. i hate: exucse me. LOOK ABOVE.
6. i miss: HIM.
7. i need: HIM.

RACHEL♥

2008-09-05T22:05:00.006+08:00

OMG. BROTHER HAS A CRUSH Y'KNOW!
WOW WOW WOW!~ nah, it is a fact stated by him below 0,0

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: Goh Xin Yi
2. Birth date: 30/10/95
3. Current status: Single (._.)
4. Eye colour: Dark brown (?)
5. hair colour: Dark brown (i'm very sure)
6. righty or lefty?: Right.

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: China(?)
2. Fears: Losing him (no, its not funny)
3. my weaknesses: Too reliable and trust easily (:X)
4. my perfect pizza: what do ya mean!?!

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts: ahems.
2. my bedtime: super early!
3. my most missed memory: That time. (..)

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : None (too fat!)
2. Single or group dates? : date your head lar date.
3. Adidas or Nike? : Both. (too good!)
4. tea or nestea? : What's nestea?
5. chocolate or vanilla? : CHOCOLATE ROCKS! (but too fat!)
6. cappuccino or coffee? : don't know lar.

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: Of course, i am a retard.
2. curse: I think so. Almost every hour? (..)
3. take a shower: ahemms
4. have a crush: eh.. erm... aye... don't know.
5. think you have been in love: YES. NO. NOYES=YESNO
6. Go to sch: i know you expected my answer to be: no. -,-
7. want to get married: don't know. (no one wants me! ._.)
8. believe in yourself: of course, if not you?
9. a health freak: what's the definition of freakk?

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: I LOVE IT I TELL YOU.
2. Went to a mall: cwp? very near only lar.
3. Been on a stage: lots of times.
4. eaten sushi: duhh.
5. Dyed your hair: sadly, no.. BUT RED SOUNDS LIKE A NICE COLOUR FOR MY HAIR

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: erm... (-,-)
2. changed who you were to fit in: don't know what you are talking 'bout

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: 20 something. don't ask, not sure.
2. get a job: 14? (yups, next year)

LAYER 9: IN A ~~GIRL~~ BOY
1. best eye colour: sweet blue (joking)
2. best hair colour: natural
3. short hair or long hair: a boy, having a long hair, pirate? (O_O)

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: typing. listening.
2. One hour ago: reading 文化
3. Hours ago: TV (;D)
4. one month ago: Forgot le, gotta go back to time.
5. a year ago: i was only a very short girl. (-,-)

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: him.
2. i feel: fed-up.
3. i hate: nothing. dislike maybe?
4. i hide: my everything.
5. i hate: I THOUGHT YOU ASKED BEFORE!?!
6. i miss: him.
7. i need: him.

eh eh eh, those 'him's, just because nothing to write lar. byes..
-xinyi♥

2008-09-05T22:05:00.005+08:00

Just went to check smb n I TOTALLY LOVE THE NEW TIME TABLE!!! Sad Weiqi gone, another recess gone... hey but monday rocks. TanBB 1st period

Watever. N Ortus Nite is coming!!!

-Start of message-
Dear Ortus,
Always had a dazzling idea for a performance? Have you been waiting
for a time to finally flex your creative muscles?
The time is NOW.
Yes, it’s Ortus Nite!
The Organising Team wants YOUR idea. Yes, we’ve created some of our
own, but we also want your feedback on some of our proposed
programmes, and your own ideas, to make this year’s Ortus Nite an
unforgettable one. The power lies in your hands.
Right now, some of the items the Organising Team is considering are
1) Arm-wrestling competition
2) Performance from Studio Wu (a local dance institution)
3) Ortus Drink – Participants will be invited to drink a special
drink made up from a mix of different drinks (such as Coke, orange
juice), and they have to guess all the ingredients used in that
special drink
4) YO PAPA – A variation to the MTV show “YO MOMMA”, where
participants are required to insult each other. Here, however, they
have to praise each other (sarcasm allowed)
5) Limbo – This game involves the person leaning over his back in
attempt to walk under a horizontal bar without touching it.
Participants are randomly picked from the audience. If he passes
under the horizontal bar without touching it, he stays in the game
and the stick is lowered, but if he touches it: game over. All
participants will receive prizes, but of course, the winner will get
the biggest prize.
6) Student performances – A few time slots will be given to
students who want to perform for Ortus Nite. It can be anything, so
long it is not illegal or wrong.
There are of course many other performances and activities, but the
ones we listed above are those still tentative, and thus we really
would want your feedback.
At the same time, if you would like to perform for Ortus Nite,
please do tell us. In your response, please state 1) The performers
2) The item and a brief explanation and 3) The contact details of
the leader.

So what are you waiting for? Rack up your brain muscles, and shower
us your ideas and feedback!
Do note, we won’t accept your feedback and ideas (for this message
only) past 10 September (Term 4 Week 1), so hurry!
At the same time, if you would like to contact the Organising Team,
there are currently two simple ways to do so.
First, just drop us an email at ortusnite08@gmail.com.
Alternatively, you can call any of these OT members: Chenrui
(91162625), or [OS] Damian (91089673).
Have a nice day!
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Publicity Committee
Ortus Nite ’08 Organising Team
-End of message-

I think YO PAPA sounds fun. Cant wait for it. N CONGRATS TO DARREN N DANIEL FOR BEING THE COUNCILOR

-Chun Kit

2008-09-05T21:24:00.003+08:00

Hey im bored n none of u ppl are posting. IM sad you know?

Therefore i decided to amuse myself trying to do a quiz

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
1. Name: Choi Chun Kit
2. Birth date: 13/03/95
3. Current status: Single
4. Eye colour: Blackie
5. hair colour: Black or brown or something. When looked under the sun its diff so...
6. righty or lefty?: Right {Means i live longer right?[See previous post(These brackets are simple maths in case u were wondering.. Ok plain crap)]}
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
1. my heritage: Chinese?
2. Fears: She has a stead...
3. my weaknesses: I dont like to blog?
4. my perfect pizza: Everything i like on it?

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
1. my thoughts: Stupid ACE
2. my bedtime: 1 A.M+
3. my most missed memory: P6 Break Period

LAYER 4: MY PICK
1. Pepsi or coke? : Neutral
2. Single or group dates? : Anything. Group date sound cool
3. Adidas or Nike? : Neutral
4. tea or nestea? : TEA
5. chocolate or vanilla? : Obviously chocolate...
6. cappuccino or coffee? : Cappuccino is nicer

LAYER 5: DO YOU
1. smoke: Im not stupid
2. curse: Like everyday anytime but not in front of girls?
3. take a shower: Obviously
4. have a crush: Do I? Ask someone who knows... U KNOW WHO U R
5. think you have been in love: Refer to ques 4
6. Go to sch: ...
7. want to get married: Yes
8. believe in yourself: Sometimes
9. a health freak: Healthy, just not a freak...

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
1. Drank alchohol: Jolly Shandy, contains 1ml of alchohol
2. Went to a mall: i go to J8 like OFTEN?
3. Been on a stage: For piano concert...
4. eaten sushi: Yes
5. Dyed your hair: Nope but HEY ask kel

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER...
1. played a stripping game: OOOOH. Sounds fun. JKJK
2. changed who you were to fit in: Yeah...

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
1. to get married: Before 20? No lah. Im not bian tai
2. get a job: NS cos its a job already

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL
1. best eye colour: Any colour will do but red is bloody
2. best hair colour: Eh. Black is good enough.
3. short hair or long hair: Hey where's bald?

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1. One minute ago: Answering questions...
2. One hour ago: Listen to my mom scream...
3. Hours ago: Sleeping
4. one month ago: In school? Smsing ppl in class? Trying to stop YL from adding girls?(Yuck the name)
5. a year ago: IM a mugger for PSLE

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
1. i love: HEY ,Everyone except YL(his name again even E.L is better i think)
2. i feel: tired..
3. i hate: Ppl calling me a flirt. Shuen Rong found out i just like to hang around with girls n yup. That's diff from flirt ok...
4. i hide: BAD RESULTS, My phone, My true feelings...
5. i hate: Dont want to say his name u all know who
6. i miss: My Gans although i just chat with them, P6 Study break
7. i need: MSG 1!!! (Only kah loon can achieve) Friends (a must) School (better than at home)

Hey, if u are bored like me try this

-Chun Kit

2008-09-05T19:27:00.003+08:00

Eh. INteresting post from Ryan.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head againsta wall uses 150 calories a hour
>>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>>(30 minutes..lucky pig!)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urineglows under a black light.
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
>>(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that do "it" for pleasure.
>>(What about that pig??)

Hey thanks Ryan.

N i realise recently i love to use HEY. So hey, hope u dont mind

-Chun Kit

2008-09-05T16:59:00.002+08:00

Yo...Here am I posting again...

POSTING juz for the fun of it...

...(This is the content of the post)

So? U guys are sure scared of Yanglong, tat undescribable asshole... BUT why? WHy u guys scared of HIM??? I mean why scared of such ppl??? WHY??? Dun have to be scared de...So wat if he is invited to this blog? Juz let him noe that he is such a jerk...Those gals who consider him as a gor, are deemed useless as well...LOL...

Sry ar....2day a bit EMO...NO OFFENCE!!!

2008-09-05T16:51:00.002+08:00

who hates fever?
I HATE FEVER. gahh. :X
-xinyi

2008-09-05T16:15:00.002+08:00

New skin!!! I know its a bit girlish but i hope YOU DONT MIND. MANY MANY THANKS TO DEAR MEI XINYI FOR HELPING ME CODE.

N ppl pls post more leh. Didnt make u all author for no reason. Not forcing but try to post more.

Girlish skin doesnt make me gay

-Chun Kit

2008-09-04T16:33:00.002+08:00

I'M POSTING AGAIN! :D
I AM SO HAPPY! ♥♥♥s for everyone!
TELL YOU WHAT:
I AM AUPER BUPER CUPER DUPER EUPER FUPER GUPER HUPER IUPER JUPER KUPER LUPER MUPER NUPER OUPER PUPER QUPER RUPER SUPER TUPER UUPER VUPER WUPER XUPER YUPER ZUPER HAPPY~♥
I LOVE EVERYONE. WOOTS^^
-xinyi♥

2008-09-04T14:53:00.003+08:00

Cant believe im actually so cork eye. Sigh.... Nvm lah. 有眼无珠

Dont know who i can trust now. Even my "gan"s also like that. Sigh....

Chun Kit

2008-09-02T23:22:00.002+08:00

boo. i dont think this is really fun, but i'll just post anyway. ello ck. this seems to have become an open family blog. lol. (do i go wow here? or wait 5 secs? or take my time, or laugh? gosh.) apparently. you can see how bored i am, but nvm thats not the point. i think blogging is fun, yeah.
*turns around and looks at her brother*
*brother staring at the screen*
*she sends a big slap to his already-scarred-by-idkhowmanyslapsalready-face*
*brother closes his open mouth and sheepishly walks away*
*she sits back and sighs*
sometimes, through the most disgusting examples on the surface of the earth, people display their kaypoh-ness. back to the post;

actually. i have absolutely NO ideas what to ~~crap~~ talk about here, cause i cant take this as my blog and start going on and on about how my life is and stuff.
uh.
although i already have for the first few lines but; whatever.

eeks i just realized i havent typed in linebyline for months;D ... (uhh. lol?) and uh. i think eating makes you fat. so i promote none-eating, so the world shall slim down and one day, ck, i promise. the world shall not be blind anymore, and shall be able to see where the hell theyre going when theyre on buses. oh, and i think guitars are nice(: go pluck em. and another one day, you'll find that the whole world shall become guitar-ish and sing to the wonderful tunes of deathmetal when they get emo MUARHAHA. (dont stare at the screen thinking im the lamest thing on earth. person, give me some face and LAUGH LIKE AN IDIOT DOES._.)

right. so i changed back to posting in paragraphing. (go wow again.) and before i go, one more thing: i think people have misconceptions of LOVE, noawadays. and some are just so, friggin ridiculous. sigh. ~~(but i like it;D)~~

as you can see, some people just dont use too much of their yucky brains sometimes, and crap too much.

with no love whatsoever,
(tan)rachelll♥
ps. yeah i know already; im not qualified for a DJ.

2008-09-02T20:55:00.001+08:00

All those crap messages abt Chunkit IN LUV is all crap...By diff ppl, not chunkit...So get this straight...HAHA Juz some clarifications:)

I LOVE *****

2008-09-02T16:05:00.014+08:00

i love SOMEBODY! shh...I AM IN LOVE!
~chun kit.

2008-09-02T15:51:00.001+08:00

MY DEAR MEI XINYI IS IN LOVE.

2008-09-01T21:13:00.003+08:00

Chunnnn Kitttt.... I have come to niao you about your hair.... Let's compare when school reopens. LOL. JKJK. Anyway, hi, and thanks for inviting me. if you need help in Jap, just ask me. Shit, iI sound gay. And hi Darren.

Shuen Rong

2008-09-01T21:03:00.001+08:00

My mom almost shaved me bald. Damn emo now

Chun Kit

2008-09-01T20:01:00.002+08:00

Oi ppls. Can put ur name at the bottom of ur post or not. N yar i know ur trademark darren. Put ur name below like this can?

Chun Kit

2008-09-01T19:34:00.002+08:00

Th lucky ppl CHOSEN to contribute to this blog, plz contribute useful items...DUN like SPAM??? can???

THX on behalf of chunkit...LOLzzz...

Coz u guys are the chosen ones.....The CHOSEN boys and gals... Becoz Chunkit TRUST u...The power of TRUST - Can u believe it??? So... Make gd use of this TRUST...

==========

Wlao, I look like I am crappin...LOLzzz...
HEHE...

2008-09-01T18:03:00.002+08:00

...
...
...
...
...

Is Yanglong invited to this blog??? I hope not... >.<
I am juz posting coz got nothing to do...
Is it counted as crap??? LOLzzz...

I am ANONYMOUS...HAHA...
jkjk nia...
HEHE...

BUT seriously, chun kit should noe my trademark of posting...
So ASK CHUNKIT...
HAHA...

lalalaaaas.

2008-09-01T15:57:00.003+08:00

hellos(:
Rachel here!
just now, i have to talk to that si yang long. and DARREN(:sorry you had to see the ugly side of me!mingee kor, thanks loads! ohhs(: and chun kit, thanks for let me post kayys?:D

P.S.hates Yang Long to the core.
and please laa, uncle, dont keep adding me in different emails. or youa re asking for it.

and loveees(:
♥Rachel

...

2008-09-01T15:36:00.001+08:00

HI HI HI...

2008-08-31T20:12:00.000+08:00

Sian. Dont know wat to post

2008-08-30T15:02:00.001+08:00

OMGGGGGGGGOMGOMGOMOMGGG. 2.86 FOR MSG. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOGMOGM.
LAST TERM 3.33 NOW 2.86. IMPROVE. OMGOMG. CLEAR 3 LE. PASSED JAP TEST N 2.86 FOR MSG. MY BEST TERM EVER.

CELEBRATION

2008-08-30T13:44:00.002+08:00

OMG. SENSEI JUST CALLED ME N SAID I PASSED MY JAP TEST. FINALLY MY 5TH TEST I PASS. 22/40. OMGOMGOMG. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME GOOD LUCK DURING THE TEST. IM FEELING THE GAYNESS INSIDEE ME.

Who should i celebrate with?

2008-08-29T15:54:00.002+08:00

TO SI HUI. IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO EAT ICE CREAM. DONT EAT. MUST MAKE UNTIL HALF MY UNIFORM FULL OF UR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM ONE DEN HAPPY IS IT. WAH LAO. I MUST WASH THE UNIFORM MYSELF DE LEH. Dont want to walk home with u again le